1 - What do
you call a witch who climbs up
walls?
Ivy.... Read More ›› 2 - Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards
with my sister ?
Wizard: Well would... Read More ›› 3 - Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet
vulture on sawdust?
The vulture... Read More ›› 4 - How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
She
holds the pan and gets two friends t... Read More ›› 5 - 1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend
like
?
2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly... Read More ›› 6 - Did you hear
about the witch who went in for
the lovely legs competition?
Sh... Read More ›› 7 - Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
her long black
hair?
She alw... Read More ›› 8 - Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
So she could walk across snoo... Read More ›› 9 - Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.
Do you tell lies?
Young witch:... Read More ›› 10 - What did the doctor say to the witch in
hospital?
With any luck you'll be ab... Read More ›› 11 - Did you hear about the witch who
turned her
friend into an egg?
She kept tryi... Read More ›› 12 - How do you know when you are in bed
with a
witch ?
She has a big "W" embroide... Read More ›› 13 - What happened to the witch with an upside down
nose?
Every time she sneezed... Read More ›› 14 - What did the witch say to
the ugly toad?
I'd put a curse on you - but somebo... Read More ›› 15 - First witch: My, hasn't your little
girl
grown ?
Second witch: Yes, she's cer... Read More ›› 16 - What would you get if you crossed a witch with a
famous
movie director?
Stev... Read More ›› 17 - What is old and ugly and can see just as well
from both ends ?
A witch with a... Read More ›› 18 - Why did the witch keep turning people into
Mickey
Mouse?
She was having Disn... Read More ›› 19 - What is the best way of stopping infection
from witch bites ?
Don't bite any... Read More ›› 20 - Did you hear about the TV show
with FBI
agents and witches?
It's called The H... Read More ›› 21 - Why did the witch lose her
way?
Because
her hat was pointing in the wrong di... Read More ›› 22 - What did the young witch say to her mother
?
Can I have the keys to the broom t... Read More ›› 23 - What happens if you see twin witches?
You
won't be able to tell witch witch is... Read More ›› 24 - What did the young witch say to her
mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom to... Read More ›› 25 - Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexerc... Read More ›› 26 - Why was the student witch so bad at
essays?
Because she couldn't spell prope... Read More ›› 27 - Have you heard about the goodweather
witch?
She's forecasting sunny spells.... Read More ›› 28 - How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
?
'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'... Read More ›› 29 - What does a witch do if her broom is stolen
?
She calls the flying squad !... Read More ›› 30 - What happened to the naughty little witch at
school?
She was ex-spelled.... Read More ›› 31 - Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
broom? A: By witchful thinking.... Read More ›› 32 - Where did the witch get her
furniture
?
From the ideal gnome exhibition !... Read More ›› 33 - How can you tell an Italian witch
from an
English one ?
By her suntan !... Read More ›› 34 - What do you call a witch that stays out all
night?
A fresh air freak.... Read More ›› 35 - What is a witch's favourite TV
show?
Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!... Read More ›› 36 - How do warty witches keep
their hair out of
place?
With scare spray.... Read More ›› 37 - What do you call a witch who
kills her
mother and father?
An orphan.... Read More ›› 38 - What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy trainers.... Read More ›› 39 - What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To
keep their hats pointed.... Read More ›› 40 - What's the favorite subject of young witches at
school?
Spelling.... Read More ›› 41 - Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because
there's no point in it.... Read More ›› 42 - Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
To keep her head warm.... Read More ›› 43 - Is it good to drink witch's brew?
Yes, it's
very newt tricious!... Read More ›› 44 - Who went into a witche's den and came out
alive ?
The witch !... Read More ›› 45 - What do you call two witches who share a
room?
Broom-mates.... Read More ›› 46 - How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
Steal her saucer.... Read More ›› 47 - What is the witches motto ?
We came, we saw,
we conjured !... Read More ›› 48 - How do witches lose
weight?
They join
weight witches.... Read More ›› 49 - What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a
minefield.... Read More ›› 50 - What's the witches favourite pop group
?
Broomski Beat !... Read More ›› 51 - Why do witches have stiff joints ?
They get
broomatism !... Read More ›› 52 - What does an Australian witch
ride on?
A
broomerang!... Read More ›› 53 - What has handles and flies?
A witch in a
garbage can.... Read More ›› 54 - What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room
service.... Read More ›› 55 - Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
A:
Sandwitch... Read More ›› 56 - How can you make a witch itch?
Take away her
"W."... Read More ›› 57 - What does a witch enjoy cooking
most?
Gnomelettes.... Read More ›› 58 - What do you call a witch with one leg?
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