1 - A man had been
driving all night and by
morning was still far from his destina... Read More ››
2 - For a weddin' present
Ledbetter gave his son
Amos two hundred dollars. Two wee... Read More ››
3 - While proudly showing off his new
to friends, a college student led... Read More ››
4 - A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they
told her it was 4:45. The bl... Read More ››
5 - The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
showing it off to a
friend. 'Th... Read More ››
6 - Julie: What time is it?
Counsellor:... Read More ››
7 - 'I hope you're not one of those boys who
sits and watches the school clock,' s... Read More ››
8 - One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
gave a dime, to the second a... Read More ››
9 - Customer: I'd like a watch that tells
Clerk: Don't you have a watch that... Read More ››
10 - What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber
the family silver?
Time... Read More ››
11 - Why is the time in the USA behind that of England
Because England was disco... Read More ››
12 - What kind of watch is best for people who don't
time on their hands?
A... Read More ››
13 - How can you tell when witches are carrying
You can hear their b... Read More ››
14 - That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his
ears is when he eats waterme... Read More ››
15 - What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat
Five after... Read More ››
16 - If your watch is broken, why can't you go
Because you don't have the t... Read More ››
17 - A man with one watch knows what time it is.
man with two watches is never sur... Read More ››
18 - Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is
Because time will tell... Read More ››
19 - Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock
Because she felt like killing time.... Read More ››
20 - What time is it when an elephant
sits on your
Time to get a new car.... Read More ››
21 - Why couldn't the clock be kept in
Because time was always running out.... Read More ››
22 - Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.
wanted to have a hot time.... Read More ››
23 - If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is
Twenty after one.... Read More ››
24 - Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
wanted to work overtime.... Read More ››
25 - What did the Loch Ness Monster say to
Long time no sea.... Read More ››
26 - What time is it when a clock strikes
Time to get it fixed.... Read More ››
27 - 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?
Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... Read More ››
28 - What are your two favourite times to party?
Daytime and night-time!... Read More ››
29 - When is the best time to go shopping?
stores are open.... Read More ››
30 - Why did the girl sit on her
wanted to be on time.... Read More ››
31 - What time is it when you sit on a pin?
time.... Read More ››
32 - Do you know the time
No, we haven't
met yet !... Read More ››
33 - Why do people beat their clocks?
time.... Read More ››
34 - When do clocks die?
When their time is up.... Read More ››