1 - When do clocks die?
When their time is up.... More ››
2 - A man had been
driving all night and by
morning was still far from his destination. He
decided... More ››
3 - For a weddin' present
Ledbetter gave his son
Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked... More ››
4 - While proudly showing off his new
to friends, a college student led the way into the d... More ››
5 - A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they
told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzl... More ››
6 - The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
showing it off to a
friend. 'This clock,' he said... More ››
7 - Julie: What time is it?
Counsellor: What's the matter?... More ››
8 - 'I hope you're not one of those boys who
sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal... More ››
9 - One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the t... More ››
10 - Customer: I'd like a watch that tells
Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time?
Custo... More ››
11 - What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber
the family silver?
Time to get a new watc... More ››
12 - Why is the time in the USA behind that of England
Because England was discovered before the U... More ››
13 - What kind of watch is best for people who don't
time on their hands?
A pocket watch.... More ››
14 - How can you tell when witches are carrying
You can hear their brooms tick!... More ››
15 - That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his
ears is when he eats watermelon.... More ››
16 - What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat
Five after one.... More ››
17 - If your watch is broken, why can't you go
Because you don't have the time.... More ››
18 - A man with one watch knows what time it is.
man with two watches is never sure.... More ››
19 - Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is
Because time will tell.... More ››
20 - Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock
Because she felt like killing time.... More ››
21 - What time is it when an elephant
sits on your
Time to get a new car.... More ››
22 - Why couldn't the clock be kept in
Because time was always running out.... More ››
23 - Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.
wanted to have a hot time.... More ››
24 - If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is
Twenty after one.... More ››
25 - Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
wanted to work overtime.... More ››
26 - What did the Loch Ness Monster say to
Long time no sea.... More ››
27 - What time is it when a clock strikes
Time to get it fixed.... More ››
28 - 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?
Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... More ››
29 - What are your two favourite times to party?
Daytime and night-time!... More ››
30 - When is the best time to go shopping?
stores are open.... More ››
31 - Why did the girl sit on her
wanted to be on time.... More ››
32 - What time is it when you sit on a pin?
time.... More ››
33 - Do you know the time
No, we haven't
met yet !... More ››
34 - Why do people beat their clocks?
time.... More ››