1 - A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a
of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling be... More ››
2 - THE teacher announced that to
spelling, each member of the class would say what their f... More ››
3 - Two men were walking home after a Halloween
decided to take a shortcut through the cem... More ››
4 - A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and
Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked th... More ››
5 - Early Texas governors were not very well
educated. There was once a
chief executive who thought... More ››
6 - Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.
During an oral
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the... More ››
7 - The young lad had applied for a job, and was
asked his full name.
"Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,... More ››
8 - Luke had it first, Paul had it
never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had i... More ››
9 - "Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck
mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can... More ››
10 - Fred came home
from his first day at
school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his
mother,... More ››
11 - "Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Mic... More ››
12 - How do you spell elephant ?
"That's not how the dictionary spells it"
"You did... More ››
13 - Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c
u r yy 4
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I... More ››
14 - First witch: Here's a banana
if you can
Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don... More ››
15 - "I gotta 'A' in
spelling," Tony told
"You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A'... More ››
16 - Daughter: I will never learn to
Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the wor... More ››
17 - School Doctor:
Have you ever had trouble
with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to
spell i... More ››
18 - Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi?
Redneck: Which one? The river or the
state?... More ››
19 - How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.
That's what you asked for, isn't it?... More ››
20 - How do you spell "we" with two letters
without using the letters W and E?
U and I.... More ››
21 - What question must always be answered,
"What does Y-E-S spell?"... More ››
22 - How do you spell a hated opponent with three
NME (enemy).... More ››
23 - Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
What does it spell then !... More ››
24 - Can you spell very happy with three
XTC (ecstasy).... More ››
25 - Can you spell a composition with two
SA (essay).... More ››
26 - Can you spell a pretty girl with two
QT (cutey).... More ››
27 - How can you spell too much with two
XS (excess).... More ››
28 - What insect can be spelled with just one
Bee.... More ››
29 - How can you spell chilly with two
IC (icy) .... More ››
30 - What ten letter word starts with
Automobile.... More ››
31 - Spell electricity with three letters.
(energy).... More ››
32 - Can you spell jealousy with two
NV (envy).... More ››
33 - Can you spell soft and slow with two
EZ.... More ››
34 - Spell extra wise in two letters.
y's)... More ››
35 - Can you spell eighty in two
A-T.... More ››
36 - Spell mousetrap with three
C-A-T... More ››
37 - Spell Indian tent with two letters.
TP.... More ››
38 - Spell "pound" in two letters.
Lb.... More ››