1 - What do most people do when they see a python ?
They re-coil !... More ››
2 - A old snake goes to see
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well thes... More ››
3 - There where two snakes talking.
one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap o... More ››
4 - What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that ca... More ››
5 - Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
"Go forth and multiply" ?
They couldn't, they we... More ››
6 - What's the difference between a headmaster and
a poisonous snake ?
You can make a pet out of a... More ››
7 - What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and
a cupboard of food ?
Snakes and Larders !sna... More ››
8 - Have you heard about the slippery eel ?
Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna... More ››
9 - What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
Addercadabra and abradacobra !... More ››
10 - Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking
Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.... More ››
11 - What did the snake say when offered a
of cheese ?
Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !... More ››
12 - What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
Addercadabra and abradacobra.... More ››
13 - Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other !sna... More ››
14 - "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely
"Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !... More ››
15 - What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs
back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket !... More ››
16 - What should you do if you find a snake sleeping
in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe !... More ››
17 - What do you get if
crossed a new born snake
with a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !... More ››
18 - What did the mother snake say to her
Stop crying and viper your nose !... More ››
19 - Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing
Because he had his own scales !... More ››
20 - What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
Wait until he's finished.... More ››
21 - What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?
Hiss is the end of the line for you !... More ››
22 - What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a
A snake in the brass !... More ››
23 - What do you call a snake that is trying to
become a bird ?
A feather boa !sna... More ››
24 - Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a
A:('A jump rope')"... More ››
25 - What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego
A boa constructor !... More ››
26 - What do you call a python with a great
bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !... More ››
27 - What kind of letters did the snake get from his
Fang letters !... More ››
28 - What do you call a snake who works for the
A civil serpent !... More ››
29 - What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a
He died in agony !... More ››
30 - What did the snake say when
him the time ?
Don't asp me !... More ››
31 - Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous
Someone else's !... More ››
32 - What do you get if you cross a snake and a
A fangfurter !sna... More ››
33 - Why did the viper, viper nose ?
adder, adder hankerchief !... More ››
34 - What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
A boar constrictor !... More ››
35 - What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
They've got poisonality !... More ››
36 - What do you get if you cross a snake with a
fangfurther.... More ››
37 - What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
Poison by Christian Dior !... More ››
38 - What do you call a snake that informs the police
A grass snake !... More ››
39 - Why did the viper want to become a python ?
He got the coiling !... More ››
40 - Why did
the viper want to become a python?
He got the coiling.... More ››
41 - Why can't
you trust snakes ?
with forked tongues !... More ››
42 - What kind of snake is useful on
A viper !... More ››
43 - What do snakes have on their
bath towels ?
Hiss and Hers !... More ››
44 - Why did the python do national service ?
was coiled up !... More ››
45 - Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no
legs to pull !... More ››
46 - What's a snakes favourite dance ?
rattle & roll !... More ››
47 - What's long, green and goes hith ?
with a lisp !... More ››
48 - Did you hear about the stupid snake?
his skin.... More ››
49 - What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
Monty Python!... More ››
50 - What subject are snakes good at school ?
Hiss-tory !... More ››
51 - What is another word for a python
mega-bite !... More ››
52 - Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
adder.... More ››
53 - What's a snakes favourite flower ?
Coily-flowers !... More ››
54 - What's a python's favourite pop group ?
Squeeze !... More ››
55 - What song to snakes like to sing ?
Aspana !... More ››
56 - What is a snakes favourite opera ?
Wriggletto !... More ››
57 - What's a snake's favourite food ?
Cakes !... More ››
58 - What did one snake say to another ?
!... More ››
59 - What's a snakes favourite dance ?
!... More ››
60 - What do you give a sick snake ?
Asp-rin !... More ››
61 - What snakes are good at sums ?
Adders !... More ››