1 - Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one... Read More ›› 2 - A
lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbit sitting on one of the
shelve... Read More ›› 3 - Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when... Read More ›› 4 - Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not
paying the rent. My wife walked ou... Read More ›› 5 - Why did the rabbit
run out of the fast-food
restaurant?
He thought he heard... Read More ›› 6 - Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special
carrot
juice will cure me?
Docto... Read More ›› 7 - What do you get when you cross a
rabbit
with a boy scout?
A boyscout who hel... Read More ›› 8 - What is the difference between a crazy bunny
and a
counterfeit banknote?
One... Read More ›› 9 - A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
bee turned around and flew away... Read More ›› 10 - My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs
Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.
How... Read More ›› 11 - What do you call it when one rabbit challenges
another
rabbit to hop across a... Read More ›› 12 - Lara Rabbit: Do you
think that's Sophie's
natural color?
Zara Rabbit: Only h... Read More ›› 13 - What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an
elephant?
An elephant who ne... Read More ›› 14 - What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is
80
million years old?
Two ra... Read More ›› 15 - What did the customer say to the pet shop
assistant after buying a bunny?
Rab... Read More ›› 16 - Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
watch factory?
Alike did was... Read More ›› 17 - Why did the rabbit have trouble
hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his... Read More ›› 18 - Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
his
head?
Because from a distance they... Read More ›› 19 - How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
bed?
You can smell the carrots... Read More ›› 20 - How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway. After that she's running out... Read More ›› 21 - What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that
was out
in the sun too long?... Read More ›› 22 - What did the magician say when he
made his
rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gon... Read More ›› 23 - What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on
someone's
forehead?
Unsightly fa... Read More ›› 24 - Did you hear about the egg
laden rabbit who
jumps off bridges?
He's the Easte... Read More ›› 25 - How did the close race between the rabbit and
the tortoise end?
It was won by... Read More ›› 26 - Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grow... Read More ›› 27 - What do you get
when you cross a rabbit
with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly... Read More ›› 28 - Waiter, what is this hare doing in my
salad?
I believe he's eating your lett... Read More ›› 29 - What do you get if you pour boiling water
down rabbit holes?
Hot, cross bunni... Read More ›› 30 - What do you get when you cross a frog and a
rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbi... Read More ›› 31 - What do
you get when you cross a rabbit
with a millionaire?
A bunny with mon... Read More ›› 32 - How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest
in a group?
Look for gray hares... Read More ›› 33 - What do you get when you pour hot water down a
rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny... Read More ›› 34 - What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding
day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.... Read More ›› 35 - What must a policeman have before searching a
rabbits'
home?
A search warren!... Read More ›› 36 - What did the bunny say when he only had
thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!... Read More ›› 37 - What do you get when you cross a bumble bee
with a
rabbit?
A honey bunny.... Read More ›› 38 - How do you know when you're
eating rabbit
stew?
When it has hares in it.... Read More ›› 39 - When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their
parents won't get them braces.... Read More ›› 40 - Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.... Read More ›› 41 - Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!... Read More ›› 42 - How did the rabbit become a wrestling
champion?
It had a lot of hare pins!... Read More ›› 43 - When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a
train?
When it's on the train.... Read More ›› 44 - How is a rabbit like a plum?
They're both
purple, except for the rabbit.... Read More ›› 45 - What are four hundred rabbits
hopping
backwards?
A receding hare line.... Read More ›› 46 - What's a rabbits' favourite car?
Any make,
just as long it's a hutchback!... Read More ›› 47 - Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you
tell them apart from goldfish?... Read More ›› 48 - Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.... Read More ›› 49 - Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.... Read More ›› 50 - What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.... Read More ›› 51 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with an
orange?
A pip squeak.... Read More ›› 52 - What did the bunny want to do when he grew
up?
Join the Hare Force.... Read More ›› 53 - What do you call a rabbit who works in a
bakery?
A yeaster bunny!... Read More ›› 54 - What do you call the everyday routines of
rabbits?
Rabbits habits.... Read More ›› 55 - Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the
poor?
Rabbit Hood.... Read More ›› 56 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
spider?
A harenet.... Read More ›› 57 - Where do rabbits settle their legal
disputes?
In a pellet court!... Read More ›› 58 - What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A
tender, loving hare.... Read More ›› 59 - What's the best way to
catch a unique
rabbit?
Unique up on him... Read More ›› 60 - Why did
the rabbits go on strike?
They
wanted a better celery!... Read More ›› 61 - What do you call a rabbit that plays with
foxes?
A dumb bunny.... Read More ›› 62 - What did the naughty rabbit leave for
Easter?
Deviled eggs!... Read More ›› 63 - What do you call a man with a rabbit up his
jumper ?
Warren !... Read More ›› 64 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
leek?
A bunion.... Read More ›› 65 - Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On
their bunnymoon.... Read More ›› 66 - What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.... Read More ›› 67 - Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both
multiply a lot.... Read More ›› 68 - What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
A bare hare.... Read More ›› 69 - Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.... Read More ›› 70 - What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.... Read More ›› 71 - What do you call a mobile homes for
rabbits?
Wheelburrows!... Read More ›› 72 - What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
Rabbits
of the Lost Ark.... Read More ›› 73 - Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a
millionhare!... Read More ›› 74 - What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny... Read More ›› 75 - What's a rabbits' favorite song?
"Hoppy
Birthday to You."... Read More ›› 76 - Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.... Read More ›› 77 - What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.... Read More ›› 78 - What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.... Read More ›› 79 - Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For
hare care.... Read More ›› 80 - What does a bunny use when it goes
fishing?
A harenet.... Read More ›› 81 - Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.... Read More ›› 82 - May I buy half a
rabbit?
No, we don't
split hares!... Read More ›› 83 - What do rabbits put in their
computers?
Hoppy disks!... Read More ›› 84 - What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.... Read More ›› 85 - What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs
Bunny.... Read More ›› 86 - What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare
hare.... Read More ›› 87 - How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it
waiting.... Read More ›› 88 - What's a rabbits' favorite dance?
The
bunny hop.... Read More ›› 89 - What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
Hoppy
Days.... Read More ›› 90 - How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit
transit!... Read More ›› 91 - How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed
it.... Read More ›› 92 - What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare
brain.... Read More ›› 93 - What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.... Read More ›› 94 - What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop
rods.... Read More ›› 95 - What's a rabbits' favorite book?
Hop on
Pop.... Read More ›› 96 - Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob
Hop.... Read More ›› 97 - What's a rabbits' favorite
musical?
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