1 - An aircraft is about to crash. There are
five passengers on board, but unfortu... Read More ››
2 - Q: How can you tell if it
was a shared
computer used by many staffers?
A: The... Read More ››
3 - Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"... Read More ››
4 - A cargo plane is in
mid-flight over the
ocean when suddenly the cockpit door b... Read More ››
5 - A first grade teacher explained to her class
that she is a liberal
Democrat. S... Read More ››
6 - The President is running down the street one
day, and he sees a little girl wh... Read More ››
7 - George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are
having a conversation via Al
Jazeera te... Read More ››
8 - A
Japanese man was boasting about how
his country had such advanced medical... Read More ››
9 - Three boys were heading home from school
one day when one started the time-hon... Read More ››
10 - When
that fool Reagan said that the
Soviet Union was a failed
experiment head... Read More ››
11 - A Republican and a Democrat
down the street when they came to a h... Read More ››
12 - A minister gave a talk to the
Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't... Read More ››
13 - A Congressman was once asked about his
attitude toward whiskey.
"If you mean t... Read More ››
14 - A minister and lawyer were chatting at a
party: "What do you do if you make a... Read More ››
15 - A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown
He saw a man... Read More ››
16 - Two opposing county chairman were sharing
a rare moment together. The Democrat... Read More ››
17 - A small boy was
asked by his teacher,
"What is the size of the Democratic Part... Read More ››
18 - The politician was sitting at his campaign
when the phone
rang.... Read More ››
19 - Q:
How many US Presidents does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, th... Read More ››
20 - At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was
addressing harsh criticism of bein... Read More ››
21 - Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: One liberal a... Read More ››
22 - A reporter cornered George W.
Bush at a
"Many say the on... Read More ››
23 - Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask
jumped into the path
of a well-dr... Read More ››
24 - One day a boy and his father were at the
working on the boy... Read More ››
25 - Two
men were stopped by a TV newswoman
interviews about the upco... Read More ››
26 - Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is
"Deck the Halls."
Young Democrat's favo... Read More ››
27 - Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
Tight-fisted Democrat... Read More ››
28 - A reporter heard Bush and one of his
underlings talking in the
"Mr... Read More ››
29 - Two political candidates were having a
hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped... Read More ››
30 - A political man to a woman, "You look
The woman replied,... Read More ››
31 - Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and
work decorating the yard w... Read More ››
32 - Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
a lightbulb ?
A: None.... Read More ››
33 - Most Republicans try, at least
enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin f... Read More ››
34 - Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
in a light
A: Two - one t... Read More ››
35 - A
redneck calles up the White House and
tells the receptionist:
"I'd like to... Read More ››
36 - Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
"Miracle on 34th Street."
Republicans... Read More ››
37 - A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do
all Fairy Tales begin with Once
Up... Read More ››
38 - Q: How many republicans
does it take to
disarm the law abiding public so that... Read More ››
39 - I don't think this whole White House
scandal is good for
parents. I caught my... Read More ››
40 - Republicans always take the price tag off
expensive gifts before wrapping.
D... Read More ››
41 - Republicans
first began thinking like
Republicans when they stopped believing... Read More ››
42 - Q: How many believable,
right for the job" presidential candi... Read More ››
43 - Q: How many MP's
does it take to change
a lightbulb ?
A: Twenty-one. One to... Read More ››
44 - Republican parents have
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats... Read More ››
45 - Q: How many Republicans does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to d... Read More ››
46 - Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a
on between India and Bha... Read More ››
47 - Three Republicans walk into a bar.
bartender says, "We don't serve Republic... Read More ››
48 - Q: How many conservatives does it take to
change a light
A: One; after... Read More ››
49 - Democrats get back at the Republicans on
their Christmas list by
giving them f... Read More ››
50 - Republicans see nothing wrong with letting
their children play "Cowboys and In... Read More ››
51 - I want to become a politician when I grow up
so I've made a list of skills I w... Read More ››
52 - Q: How many senators does it take
to screw in a light
A: Two to sponso... Read More ››
53 - Q: How many
helicopters does it take for
White House aides to go play a round... Read More ››
54 - Q: How many politicians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to c... Read More ››
55 - Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None: The lig... Read More ››
56 - When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
Democrats watch for "in... Read More ››
57 - If the
State of the Union is really "the
best it's ever been"
Why do we "nee... Read More ››
58 - Q: Why do liberals
A: One to read, one to write and the oth... Read More ››
59 - Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans ma... Read More ››
60 - Q:
How many politicians does it take to
change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one
to... Read More ››
61 - Democrats wear wide red ties and green
sports jackets during the festive seaso... Read More ››
62 - Q: What do a Wendy's
Hamburger and the
Waco compound have in common?
A: They... Read More ››
63 - Democrat men like to watch football while
the women fix
On th... Read More ››
64 - Q: How many Labour Party
members does it
take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Non... Read More ››
65 - Q: How many Democrats does it take to
a light bulb?
A: None. They onl... Read More ››
66 - Q: What's
the difference between Janet
Reno and a school bus driver?
A: The b... Read More ››
67 - Republicans help the poor during
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a tim... Read More ››
68 - Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets
treasury, and Aspin gets defense,... Read More ››
69 - Q: What is the only thing worse than an
A: A c... Read More ››
70 - Democrats do much of their shopping at
Target and Wal-Mart.
So do Republicans,... Read More ››
71 - Q: Why are there
more jokes about Waco
A: The punch lines wer... Read More ››
72 - Why is Congress like a cold?
sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and some... Read More ››
73 - Q: What is the difference between a liberal
and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whi... Read More ››
74 - Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian
problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Pu... Read More ››
75 - The major difference between death and taxes
is that Congress can't make death... Read More ››
76 - When
toasting the holidays, Republicans
ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democ... Read More ››
77 - Q: What's the difference between
Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No... Read More ››
78 - Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
you get caught up in this war... I'll hi... Read More ››
79 - Q: Why do they always fly
around a live
turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
A: F... Read More ››
80 - Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of
secret service agents?
A: He's t... Read More ››
81 - Q: How many republicans does
it take to
raise your taxes?
A: None. The democr... Read More ››
82 - Q: Why did the
A: They were trying to keep up with... Read More ››
83 - Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill
Clinton wishes he had?
A: A mandate... Read More ››
84 - QUESTION: How long does a United States
ANSWER: Until he ge... Read More ››
85 - Q: You know what the
political jokes is, don't you?
A: They get... Read More ››
86 - What is the difference between the
the Mafia? One of them is or... Read More ››
87 - QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976
ANSWER: The American... Read More ››
88 - Q: What is the basement where White House
staffers work called?
A: The whine... Read More ››
89 - It has been said that the United States has
congressmen money can b... Read More ››
90 - "Are you a
member of any organized
"No. I'm a Republican."... Read More ››
91 - Q: How do you know when a liberal is really
A: His heart stops bleeding.... Read More ››
92 - Definition:
Politics Poli (Poly):
Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures... Read More ››
93 - Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal
who made it through adolescence.... Read More ››
94 - Q: What were the three toughest years in Al
A: Grade six.... Read More ››
95 - Q:
What has dual airbags and has lots of
A: The White House.... Read More ››
96 - Q: What is a conservative?
A: A liberal
who's been mugged.... Read More ››
97 - Why are Vampires Democrats?
Gore in 2000.... Read More ››
98 - How does Al Gore spell potato?
T-A-T-E-R.... Read More ››