1 - An aircraft is about to crash. There are
five passengers on board, but unfortu... Read More ›› 2 - Q: How can you tell if it
was a shared
computer used by many staffers?
A: The... Read More ›› 3 - Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"... Read More ›› 4 - A cargo plane is in
mid-flight over the
ocean when suddenly the cockpit door b... Read More ›› 5 - A first grade teacher explained to her class
that she is a liberal
Democrat. S... Read More ›› 6 - The President is running down the street one
day, and he sees a little girl wh... Read More ›› 7 - George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are
having a conversation via Al
Jazeera te... Read More ›› 8 - A
Japanese man was boasting about how
his country had such advanced medical... Read More ›› 9 - Three boys were heading home from school
one day when one started the time-hon... Read More ›› 10 - When
that fool Reagan said that the
Soviet Union was a failed
experiment head... Read More ›› 11 - A Republican and a Democrat
were walking
down the street when they came to a h... Read More ›› 12 - A minister gave a talk to the
Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't... Read More ›› 13 - A Congressman was once asked about his
attitude toward whiskey.
"If you mean t... Read More ›› 14 - A minister and lawyer were chatting at a
party: "What do you do if you make a... Read More ›› 15 - A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown
Washington, DC.
He saw a man... Read More ›› 16 - Two opposing county chairman were sharing
a rare moment together. The Democrat... Read More ›› 17 - A small boy was
asked by his teacher,
"What is the size of the Democratic Part... Read More ›› 18 - The politician was sitting at his campaign
headquarters
when the phone
rang.... Read More ›› 19 - Q:
How many US Presidents does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, th... Read More ›› 20 - At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was
addressing harsh criticism of bein... Read More ›› 21 - Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: One liberal a... Read More ›› 22 - A reporter cornered George W.
Bush at a
press conference:
"Many say the on... Read More ›› 23 - Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask
jumped into the path
of a well-dr... Read More ›› 24 - One day a boy and his father were at the
dining room
table
working on the boy... Read More ›› 25 - Two
men were stopped by a TV newswoman
doing street
interviews about the upco... Read More ›› 26 - Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is
"Deck the Halls."
Young Democrat's favo... Read More ›› 27 - Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
Christmas tree.
Tight-fisted Democrat... Read More ›› 28 - A reporter heard Bush and one of his
underlings talking in the
hallway:
"Mr... Read More ›› 29 - Two political candidates were having a
hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped... Read More ›› 30 - A political man to a woman, "You look
beautiful today!!!!"
The woman replied,... Read More ›› 31 - Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and
hours of
work decorating the yard w... Read More ›› 32 - Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
to change
a lightbulb ?
A: None.... Read More ›› 33 - Most Republicans try, at least
once,
enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin f... Read More ›› 34 - Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
in a light
bulb?
A: Two - one t... Read More ›› 35 - A
redneck calles up the White House and
tells the receptionist:
"I'd like to... Read More ›› 36 - Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
"Miracle on 34th Street."
Republicans... Read More ›› 37 - A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do
all Fairy Tales begin with Once
Up... Read More ›› 38 - Q: How many republicans
does it take to
disarm the law abiding public so that... Read More ›› 39 - I don't think this whole White House
scandal is good for
parents. I caught my... Read More ›› 40 - Republicans always take the price tag off
expensive gifts before wrapping.
D... Read More ›› 41 - Republicans
first began thinking like
Republicans when they stopped believing... Read More ›› 42 - Q: How many believable,
competent, "just
right for the job" presidential candi... Read More ›› 43 - Q: How many MP's
does it take to change
a lightbulb ?
A: Twenty-one. One to... Read More ›› 44 - Republican parents have
no problem
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats... Read More ›› 45 - Q: How many Republicans does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to d... Read More ›› 46 - Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a
war going
on between India and Bha... Read More ›› 47 - Three Republicans walk into a bar.
The
bartender says, "We don't serve Republic... Read More ›› 48 - Q: How many conservatives does it take to
change a light
bulb?
A: One; after... Read More ›› 49 - Democrats get back at the Republicans on
their Christmas list by
giving them f... Read More ›› 50 - Republicans see nothing wrong with letting
their children play "Cowboys and In... Read More ›› 51 - I want to become a politician when I grow up
so I've made a list of skills I w... Read More ›› 52 - Q: How many senators does it take
to screw in a light
bulb?
A: Two to sponso... Read More ›› 53 - Q: How many
helicopters does it take for
White House aides to go play a round... Read More ›› 54 - Q: How many politicians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to c... Read More ›› 55 - Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None: The lig... Read More ›› 56 - When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
catalog.
Democrats watch for "in... Read More ›› 57 - If the
State of the Union is really "the
best it's ever been"
Why do we "nee... Read More ›› 58 - Q: Why do liberals
travel in
threes?
A: One to read, one to write and the oth... Read More ›› 59 - Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans ma... Read More ›› 60 - Q:
How many politicians does it take to
change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one
to... Read More ›› 61 - Democrats wear wide red ties and green
sports jackets during the festive seaso... Read More ›› 62 - Q: What do a Wendy's
Hamburger and the
Waco compound have in common?
A: They... Read More ›› 63 - Democrat men like to watch football while
the women fix
holiday meals.
On th... Read More ›› 64 - Q: How many Labour Party
members does it
take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Non... Read More ›› 65 - Q: How many Democrats does it take to
destroy
a light bulb?
A: None. They onl... Read More ›› 66 - Q: What's
the difference between Janet
Reno and a school bus driver?
A: The b... Read More ›› 67 - Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a tim... Read More ›› 68 - Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets
treasury, and Aspin gets defense,... Read More ›› 69 - Q: What is the only thing worse than an
incompetent
liberal President?
A: A c... Read More ›› 70 - Democrats do much of their shopping at
Target and Wal-Mart.
So do Republicans,... Read More ›› 71 - Q: Why are there
more jokes about Waco
than Jonestown?
A: The punch lines wer... Read More ›› 72 - Why is Congress like a cold?
Because
sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and some... Read More ›› 73 - Q: What is the difference between a liberal
and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whi... Read More ›› 74 - Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian
problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Pu... Read More ›› 75 - The major difference between death and taxes
is that Congress can't make death... Read More ›› 76 - When
toasting the holidays, Republicans
ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democ... Read More ›› 77 - Q: What's the difference between
Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No... Read More ›› 78 - Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
If
you get caught up in this war... I'll hi... Read More ›› 79 - Q: Why do they always fly
around a live
turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
A: F... Read More ›› 80 - Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of
secret service agents?
A: He's t... Read More ›› 81 - Q: How many republicans does
it take to
raise your taxes?
A: None. The democr... Read More ›› 82 - Q: Why did the
Davidians commit
suicide?
A: They were trying to keep up with... Read More ›› 83 - Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill
Clinton wishes he had?
A: A mandate... Read More ›› 84 - QUESTION: How long does a United States
Congressman serve?
ANSWER: Until he ge... Read More ›› 85 - Q: You know what the
problem with
political jokes is, don't you?
A: They get... Read More ›› 86 - What is the difference between the
government and
the Mafia? One of them is or... Read More ›› 87 - QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976
presidential race.
ANSWER: The American... Read More ›› 88 - Q: What is the basement where White House
staffers work called?
A: The whine... Read More ›› 89 - It has been said that the United States has
the best
congressmen money can b... Read More ›› 90 - "Are you a
member of any organized
political party?"
"No. I'm a Republican."... Read More ›› 91 - Q: How do you know when a liberal is really
dead?
A: His heart stops bleeding.... Read More ›› 92 - Definition:
Politics Poli (Poly):
Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures... Read More ›› 93 - Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal
who made it through adolescence.... Read More ›› 94 - Q: What were the three toughest years in Al
Gore's life?
A: Grade six.... Read More ›› 95 - Q:
What has dual airbags and has lots of
room?
A: The White House.... Read More ›› 96 - Q: What is a conservative?
A: A liberal
who's been mugged.... Read More ›› 97 - Why are Vampires Democrats?
They want
Gore in 2000.... Read More ›› 98 - How does Al Gore spell potato?
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