1 - A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
when a frog called
out to him an... Read More ›› 2 - Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect
Lions team. The only thing he wa... Read More ›› 3 - The chief of staff of the US Air
Force
decided that he would personally interv... Read More ›› 4 - Seems there was a
young soldier, who,
just before battle, told his sergeant th... Read More ›› 5 - The General went out to find that none of his
G.I.s were there. One finally ra... Read More ›› 6 - Sargeant Williams was the newest drill
instructor at AOCS, Aviation
Officer Ca... Read More ›› 7 - I was an Air Force ICBM launch control
officer in South Dakota. Two officers p... Read More ›› 8 - The Captain called the Sergeant in.
"Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private... Read More ›› 9 - It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was
on
his first assignment, and it w... Read More ›› 10 - An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths
of
Louisiana, where he tried to bu... Read More ›› 11 - You Might be a
Marine Wife if:
1. Your
mail goes to four addresses in two cou... Read More ›› 12 - A Maintenance
Battalion in Germany had
just received a brand new Executive Off... Read More ›› 13 - A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
put down maximum
liberty. The skel... Read More ›› 14 - Airman Jones was assigned
to the
induction center, where he advised new recrui... Read More ›› 15 - At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a
private to
throw a grenade at a pr... Read More ›› 16 - There were three American pilots captured by
Germans in WWII. The
Germans thou... Read More ›› 17 - One Sunday
morning, the priest noticed
Little Johnny was staring up at the lar... Read More ›› 18 - Father Murphy walked
into a pub and said
to the first Marine he met, "Do you w... Read More ›› 19 - An airforce officer
goes to heaven and at
the gate St Peter asks him if he has... Read More ›› 20 - On some air bases the Air Force is on one
side of the field and civilian aircr... Read More ›› 21 - A young naval student
was being put
through the paces by an old sea captain. "... Read More ›› 22 - As the family gathered for a big dinner
together, the
youngest son had an anno... Read More ›› 23 - During camouflage training in Louisiana, a
private disguised as
a tree trunk h... Read More ›› 24 - A sailor in the Navy who had been at
sea
for a long time was anxious to be reu... Read More ›› 25 - An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked
the
Commanding Officer for a 3-day... Read More ›› 26 - A solider stationed in the South Pacific
wrote to his wife in the
States to pl... Read More ›› 27 - A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
ruined city during World War Two. They a... Read More ›› 28 - An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for
departure from Thule Air Base in Gr... Read More ›› 29 - The Army Airborne major was used to
harassment from Air Force fliers about cra... Read More ›› 30 - During the Mexican American War, an intense
long standoff occurred along the f... Read More ›› 31 - Having just moved
into his new office, a
pompous, new colonel was sitting at h... Read More ›› 32 - A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the
shower, and
realized that his clothes... Read More ›› 33 - A trio
of old veterans were bragging
about the heroic exploits of their
ance... Read More ›› 34 - While practicing autorotations during a
military night training exercise a Hue... Read More ›› 35 - During an army basic training, the lieutenant
took the
batch on a match and as... Read More ›› 36 - During a visit to a military medical clinic,
I was sent to the lab to have blo... Read More ›› 37 - This Marine drill instructor, completely
frazzled by the ineptitude of his rec... Read More ›› 38 - While practicing
auto-rotations during a
military night training exercise, a H... Read More ›› 39 - Paddy 'n'
Mick join the army, and are
put on street patrol in a city with a... Read More ›› 40 - The
cavalryman was galloping down the
road, rushing to catch up with his
reg... Read More ›› 41 - Following some duty overseas, the officers
at the Fort were planning a welcome... Read More ›› 42 - Following some duty overseas, the officers at
the Fort were
planning a welcome... Read More ›› 43 - One of my husband's duties as a novice drill
instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C.,... Read More ›› 44 - Colin
Powell, once USA's highest ranking
military officer, (now Secretary of... Read More ›› 45 - A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
truss and with a little convincin... Read More ›› 46 - The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the... Read More ›› 47 - There was this General-in-training,
and his superioirs
were asking him questio... Read More ›› 48 - In the 1970's, before women
were allowed
to sign up for combat duty, a man was... Read More ›› 49 - A general noticed one of his soldiers
behaving oddly. The soldier would pick u... Read More ›› 50 - The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and
Marines
bicker amongst themselves is... Read More ›› 51 - As he was
drilling a batch of recruits,
the sergeant saw that one of them was... Read More ›› 52 - The story goes that Air Force One was
over the UK a few years ago and called u... Read More ›› 53 - Two men were boasting to each other about
their
old army days.
"Why, my out... Read More ›› 54 - The
theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your
last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown.... Read More ›› 55 - Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a
National Guard
base after a heavey s... Read More ›› 56 - During training exercises, the lieutenant who
was
driving down a muddy back ro... Read More ›› 57 - A drill
sergeant had just chewed out one
of his cadets, and as he was walking... Read More ›› 58 - -
When the general comes, report to me
immediately. The general doesn't
show... Read More ›› 59 - General Heath, a famous lover of
parade
music and marching drill ceremonies, o... Read More ›› 60 - During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly
soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy du... Read More ›› 61 - We have women
in the military, but they
don't put us in the front lines. They... Read More ›› 62 - At a lesson in topography a
soldier was
asked: "What is farther away, Harrison... Read More ›› 63 - The Pentagon once did a study on why so many
American Servicemen marry
women i... Read More ›› 64 - The first
woman recruit in the Army
reported for duty and was told that althou... Read More ›› 65 - Q: How many military information officers
does it take to change a lightbulb ?... Read More ›› 66 - Recruits were shocked at the language the
sergeant used in their unit. During... Read More ›› 67 - Having passed
the enlistment physical,
Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do yo... Read More ›› 68 - Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a
barrel of potatos.
- In this day and a... Read More ›› 69 - Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
O... Read More ›› 70 - A
soldier keeps a mug upside down and
tells the sergeant:
- I can't drink f... Read More ›› 71 - SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING
1. ENTHUSIASM
2. DISILUSIONMENT... Read More ›› 72 - Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers
does it take to change a
lightbulb ?... Read More ›› 73 - Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also,
you
little one in the back row with... Read More ›› 74 - Q. "Why do the commodes in
Marine
barracks have the cut-out type seats?"
A.... Read More ›› 75 - Two paratrooper
recruits in a
plane:
- Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going... Read More ›› 76 - A recruit examines the food served to him
in the batallion dining room.
- D... Read More ›› 77 - This is the difference between
a lousy
Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.
The... Read More ›› 78 - - What do you think about the coming battle,
General?
- God knows it will b... Read More ›› 79 - Q: "How many members of the coalition does it
take to screw in a light bulb?"... Read More ›› 80 - - Who likes music? - asks a
commander.
- Two soldiers step forward.
- All... Read More ›› 81 - A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do
you like
civilian life?"
"Terribl... Read More ›› 82 - A general calls a colonel:
- Do you
have a couple of smart majors?
- Yes I... Read More ›› 83 - Q: How many U.S
marines does it take to
screw in a light bulb ?
A: 50. One to... Read More ›› 84 - Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer
have in
common ?
A: They both w... Read More ›› 85 - Q: how many
vietnam vets does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
A: YOU DON'T K... Read More ›› 86 - -
How many survivors of nuclear war does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
-... Read More ›› 87 - - How many Iraqis does it take to launch a
Scud missile?
- Two. One to launch... Read More ›› 88 - A
trooper asks a sergeant:
- Is it
true that man descended from a monkey?... Read More ›› 89 - Q: How many British navy Officers does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Onl... Read More ›› 90 - - How many Russians does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
- That is a milita... Read More ›› 91 - Why did the
army send so many women with
PMS to the Persian Gulf?
They fought... Read More ›› 92 - Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to
train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: Y... Read More ›› 93 - Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: 22, one to s... Read More ›› 94 - Q: What's the difference between God and
fighter
pilots?
A: God doesn't thin... Read More ›› 95 - Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot
and the Scud
Missile ? A: Aeroflot h... Read More ›› 96 - Q. "Why does the Navy put
Marines on
board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would b... Read More ›› 97 - Q: How is Saddam like Fred
Flintstone ?
A: Both may look out their windows a... Read More ›› 98 - Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in
common ?
A. Nothing, yet.... Read More ›› 99 - Q: "What has
an IQ of 42?"
A: "40
Marines plus their lieutenant"... Read More ›› 100 - Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.... Read More ›› 101 - Q: What is the best Iraqi job ?
A:
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