1 - Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California
cotton mill. One
morning the forem... Read More ›› 2 - Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning,
and upon reading it burst into... Read More ›› 3 - Betty was scribbling industriously over some
paper
with a pencil when her moth... Read More ›› 4 - An old lady walked in to the post
office to
buy stamps and as she was short-si... Read More ›› 5 - An Irishman went into a post office to see if
there were any
letters for him.... Read More ›› 6 - Josh sent a
letter to his folks. He told
about a ten-mile hike he had taken.... Read More ›› 7 - Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with
"I."
Fred: I is . . .
Teach... Read More ›› 8 - Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma
like I told you to? Yes Mom. You... Read More ›› 9 - Did you
hear about the sister who wrote
herself a letter and forgot to sign it... Read More ›› 10 - 1st vampire: How things?
2nd vampire:
Terrible! Today I received a letter sayi... Read More ›› 11 - Why did the boy jump up and down on
the
letter?
He heard that you have to sta... Read More ›› 12 - Why did the young witch have
such
difficulty writing letters?
She had never... Read More ›› 13 - What word grows smaller when you add two
letters to it?
Add "er" to short and... Read More ›› 14 - Last night I wrote myself a letter.
But I
forgot to sign it and now I don't kn... Read More ›› 15 - Why do people leave letters at the football
ground ?
They want to catch the las... Read More ›› 16 - How did skeletons send each other
letters
in the days of the Wild West?
By B... Read More ›› 17 - Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick
insect?
Without it would be a si... Read More ›› 18 - What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
his
girlfriend?
It's a dead le... Read More ›› 19 - His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I
bet she marked them "second class ma... Read More ›› 20 - Why is the letter N the
most powerful
letter?
Because it is in the middle of... Read More ›› 21 - What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the princip... Read More ›› 22 - Why do postmen carry letters?
Because the
letters can't go anywhere by themselv... Read More ›› 23 - What
did the werewolf write at the bottom
of the letter?
Best vicious . . .... Read More ›› 24 - What do snakes write on the bottom of their
letters?
With love and hisses.... Read More ›› 25 - How many letters are there in the
alphabet?
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.... Read More ›› 26 - What did the envelope say to the
stamp?
"Stick with me and we'll go places."... Read More ›› 27 - What kind of letters did the
snake get from
his admirers?
Fang mail.... Read More ›› 28 - What letters are not in the alphabet?
The
ones in the mail, of course!... Read More ›› 29 - What does an envelope say when you lick
it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.... Read More ›› 30 - What did the stamp say to the
envelope?
"I've become attached to you."... Read More ›› 31 - What letter should you avoid?
The letter A
because it makes men mean.... Read More ›› 32 - What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !... Read More ›› 33 - Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's
the same as an English "s"... Read More ›› 34 - What word allows you to take away two letters
and get one?
Stone.... Read More ›› 35 - I got an
anonymous letter today.
Oh,
really - who was it from?!... Read More ›› 36 - Q:
Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It
was a chain letter.... Read More ›› 37 - What two words have thousands of letters in
them?
Post office.... Read More ›› 38 - Which two letters of the alphabet are
nothing?
MT (empty) .... Read More ›› 39 - What two letters do you say when you
answer
the phone?
LO... Read More ›› 40 - Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the
ghost office.... Read More ›› 41 - Where do you put letters to boys?
In a mail
(male) box.... Read More ›› 42 - How does a ghost start a letter?
Tomb it
may concern.... Read More ›› 43 - When is a letter damp?
When it has postage
due (dew).... Read More ›› 44 - What 8-letter word has one
letter in
it?
Envelope.... Read More ›› 45 - Which two letters are
rotten for your teeth?
D K... Read More ›› 46 - Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang
club.... Read More ›› 47 - What letter is
like a vegetable?
The
letter P.... Read More ›› 48 - What letter stands for the ocean?
The letter
C.... Read More ›› 49 - What girl's name is like a letter?
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