1 - Why
didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the
lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid c... Read More ›› 2 - What's the
difference between a lawyer and
an onion?
You cry when you cut up... Read More ›› 3 - A defendant was
on trial for murder. There
was very strong evidence indicating... Read More ›› 4 - A local United Way office realized that it had
never
received a donation from t... Read More ›› 5 - A
judge in a small city was hearing a
drunk-driving case and the
defendant,... Read More ›› 6 - The bartender asks him
"What'll you have?".
The guy answers,
"A scotch, plea... Read More ›› 7 - It seems that a devout, good couple was about
to get married,
but a tragic ca... Read More ›› 8 - An old man was critically
ill. Feeling that
death was near, he
called his la... Read More ›› 9 - A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend
asked the
tombstone maker to inscr... Read More ›› 10 - A guy walks into a post office one day
to
see a middle-aged, balding man stand... Read More ›› 11 - At a
convention of biological scientists
one researcher remarks to another:... Read More ›› 12 - A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
and a
lawyer were sitting on a tr... Read More ›› 13 - A person is in the hospital and asked his
doctor how much time does
he
have... Read More ›› 14 - A
persistent job-seeker once appeared
before President Lincoln and demanded... Read More ›› 15 - A man walks into a friend and sees that his
friend's car
is total loss and co... Read More ›› 16 - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
headlights
broken and considerab... Read More ›› 17 - In the construction
field, it is often
noted that lawyers make the worst clien... Read More ›› 18 - "Excuse me," a young fellow said to
an
older librarian, "I've just moved here... Read More ›› 19 - The first lawyer questioning a panel of
prospective jurors began right off as... Read More ›› 20 - A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
his family. Suddenly,
he spotted... Read More ›› 21 - "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to
her lawyer, after he had solved... Read More ›› 22 - Why is
it that if you give a child an
encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the
t... Read More ›› 23 - "You seem to have more than the average
share of intelligence for a man of
yo... Read More ›› 24 - A convicted con man was recently found to be
impersonating a lawyer in New Yor... Read More ›› 25 - Have you seen the current remake of the movie
"Cape Fear"? It's about a derang... Read More ›› 26 - Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
will you tell me truly? Did you ste... Read More ›› 27 - Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to
walk
onto a construction site when plumber... Read More ›› 28 - You're trapped in a room with a tiger,
a
rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a... Read More ›› 29 - Did you hear that the Post Office had to
recall its series of stamps depicting... Read More ›› 30 - A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
"Which side is it best to lie on?... Read More ›› 31 - A lawyer with insomnia consulted
her doctor.
"Which side is it best to lie on?... Read More ›› 32 - If you laid all the lawyers in the world head
to foot around the Equator, then... Read More ›› 33 - What's the difference between a lawyer
and
a
trampoline?
You should take y... Read More ›› 34 - If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
drowning, and
you could only save one o... Read More ›› 35 - Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic
waste dumps and California got all... Read More ›› 36 - First person: Do you know how to
save five
lawyers who are drowning?
Second p... Read More ›› 37 - Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
golf?
Because it's too much like work, what wit... Read More ›› 38 - If two lawyers were drowning,
and you could
only save one of
them, would you... Read More ›› 39 - How many lawyers does it take to
change a
lightbulb?
None, they'd rather keep... Read More ›› 40 - Lawyer: "Let me
give you my honest
opinion."
Client: "No, no. I'm paying... Read More ›› 41 - Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why
don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It m... Read More ›› 42 - How many lawyers does it take to grease a
combine?
Only one if you run him th... Read More ›› 43 - What is the proper weight for a
lawyer?
About 3 pounds, .......not counting t... Read More ›› 44 - If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how
many orchards does it
take for a... Read More ›› 45 - Q. Why is it that many lawyers have
broken
noses?
A. From chasing parked ambu... Read More ›› 46 - Changing lawyers is like moving to a different
deck chair on the Titantic.... Read More ›› 47 - If I had but one life to give for my country,
it
would be a lawyer's.... Read More ›› 48 - Why don't lawyers play
hide-and-seek?
Nobody will look for them.... Read More ›› 49 - How many lawyers does it take
to stop a
moving bus?
Never enough.... Read More ›› 50 - How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
Other
lawyers look interested.... Read More ›› 51 - What is black and brown and looks
good on a
lawyer? A Doberman.... Read More ›› 52 - Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?
In
a brief case.... Read More ›› 53 - How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut
the rope.... Read More ›› 54 - What do lawyers do after they die?
They lie
still.... Read More ›› 55 - What do you call an honest lawyer?
An
oxymoron.... Read More ›› 56 - What kind of clothes do lawyers
wear?
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