1 - After being away on business, Tim thought it
would be nice to bring his wife a... Read More ››
2 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a giant frog?
A monster that clim... Read More ››
3 - Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of
his feet brown?
So that he could hide... Read More ››
4 - What would you get if you crossed King Kong
I don't know but i... Read More ››
5 - If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping
pong and died. What would they put... Read More ››
6 - If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
ping-gong and died, what would they put... Read More ››
7 - If King Kong came to England why would he
live in the Tower of London?
Becau... Read More ››
8 - What should you do if you are on a picnic
Give him the bigge... Read More ››
9 - What do you do if King Kong sits in
of you at the cinema?
Miss most of... Read More ››
10 - What's brown and furry on the inside and
clear on the
King Kong in... Read More ››
11 - What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Que... Read More ››
12 - What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the
Just don't monkey with... Read More ››
13 - What did the big ape say when he dialed
"Oops! King Kong ring wro... Read More ››
14 - If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what
would you have?
A ding-dong King Ko... Read More ››
15 - What did King Kong say when he saw the
"Are you my mother?... Read More ››
16 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with
A terrified postman.... Read More ››
17 - Why is King Kong big and hairy?
can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... Read More ››
18 - How do you catch King Kong?
down and make a noise like a banana.... Read More ››
19 - What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
King Kong's shadow.... Read More ››
20 - What happened when King Kong swallowed Big
He found time-consuming.... Read More ››
21 - How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
With a monkey wrench.... Read More ››
22 - What do you get if King Kong sits on
your best friend?
A flat mate.... Read More ››
23 - What do you get if
you cross King Kong
with a budgie?
A messy cage.... Read More ››
24 - What do you get if King Kong falls down a
A flat miner.... Read More ››
25 - Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese food.... Read More ››
26 - Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
King Pong.... Read More ››
27 - What is
big, hairy and can fly faster
King Koncord.... Read More ››
28 - Why did King Kong join the army?
about gorilla warfare.... Read More ››
29 - What do you get if King Kong sits on your
A flat note.... Read More ››
30 - Where does
King Kong sleep?
he wants to.... Read More ››
31 - What business is King Kong in?
business.... Read More ››
32 - What is big hairy and can fly ?
Kongcorde !... Read More ››