1 - Why were the early days of history called the
dark ages ?
Because there were so many knights !... More ››
2 - Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he
had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he s... More ››
3 - When crossing the Delaware River why did
stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid... More ››
4 - Teacher: "What did the Indians
bring to the
Teach... More ››
5 - Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia
Must have been a duck family
A duck family ?
Didn'... More ››
6 - "What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
and Christopher Columbus all
have in common? They... More ››
7 - Why did the pioneers cross
the country in
covered wagons ?
Because they didn't want to wait 40... More ››
8 - What do Alexander the
Great and Winnie the
Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their... More ››
9 - What does the 1286BC incribed on
mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that r... More ››
10 - How did you do in
your tests ?
what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down i... More ››
11 - Woman: Why are you begging for a
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a... More ››
12 - The Spanish explorers went round the world in
How many galleons did the get to the mil... More ››
13 - When were King Arthur's army too tired to
When they had lots of sleepless knights !... More ››
14 - When did Caesar reign ?
I didn't know he
Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?... More ››
15 - Why did the Romans build
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !... More ››
16 - "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"... More ››
17 - Why did the Pilgrims create
They wanted another excuse to watch football.... More ››
18 - Do you know the 20th President of the United
No, we were never introduced !... More ››
19 - Why does history keep repeating itself
Because we weren't listening the first time !... More ››
20 - What was the first think Queen
did on ascending to the throne ?
Sat down !... More ››
21 - I'm learning ancient history ?
So am I,
lets go for a walk and talk over old times !... More ››
22 - What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
A year older on his birthday !... More ››
23 - You've
failed history again !
always told me to let bygones be bygones !... More ››
24 - If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders,
supported Atlas ?
His wife !... More ››
25 - What did King Arthur sleep with when he was
afraid of the dark?
A knight light... More ››
26 - What was the greatest
the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin !... More ››
27 - What did they do at the Boston Tea Party
I don't know, I wasn't invited !... More ››
28 - What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
Egyptian dummies.... More ››
29 - Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
On their feet !... More ››
30 - What do history teachers make when they want
to get together ?
Dates !... More ››
31 - What did Caesar say to
Toga-ether we can rule the world !... More ››
32 - What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
Giddy up horsey !... More ››
33 - Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
liked to chop and change !... More ››
34 - My teacher
reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself !... More ››
35 - How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships
With their eyes shut !... More ››
36 - Why did Arthur have a round
no one could corner him !... More ››
37 - What famous chiropodist ruled England
William the Corn-cutter!... More ››
38 - Who succeeded the first President of the USA
The second one !... More ››
39 - What English King invented
Alfred the grate !... More ››
40 - Who invented King Arthur's round table
Sir Circumference !... More ››
41 - What did General
Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks.... More ››
42 - What was King Arthur's favourite game
Knights and crosses !... More ››
43 - What was Camelot ?
A place where people
parked their camels !... More ››
44 - Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
wanted Mark Antony !... More ››
45 - Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
In his sleevies!... More ››
46 - Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince
Old King Coal !... More ››
47 - Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
bottom !... More ››
48 - What was Camelot famous for ?
life !... More ››