1 - A woman was cutting her husband's
thinning hair, when their teenage son arrive... Read More ››
2 - Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It's on the same old hea... Read More ››
3 - A man was getting a haircut prior to a
trip to Rome. He
mentioned the trip to... Read More ››
4 - Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
gets invited to a costume party. Being... Read More ››
5 - A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he... Read More ››
6 - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
on the barber's chair
and said, "I'l... Read More ››
7 - A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one
and asked, "How'd you... Read More ››
8 - A man and a little boy entered a
barbershop
together. After the man received t... Read More ››
9 - A little girl climbed
into her
grandfather's lap and studied his white, baldin... Read More ››
10 - two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one
starts complaining about be... Read More ››
11 - A guy walks in to the
Barbershop.
Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy sa... Read More ››
12 - a guy was teased everywhere of his
totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru... Read More ››
13 - The Sunday
School teacher asked if
any of the children's parents had quoted fr... Read More ››
14 - Doctor, doctor, can you give me
something for my baldness?
How about a few p... Read More ››
15 - Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the k... Read More ››
16 - After accepting an
invitation to
dance with a rather prematurely balding man a... Read More ››
17 - A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very di... Read More ››
18 - Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you w... Read More ››
19 - A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
empty
chair.
"Haircut, sir?... Read More ››
20 - America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair... Read More ››
21 - Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber:... Read More ››
22 - How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollars.
How much for a shave?
Bar... Read More ››
23 - Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Kar... Read More ››
24 - First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
and didn't turn a hair!
Second boy: I... Read More ››
25 - What do you call
an English teacher,
five feet tall, covered from head to toe... Read More ››
26 - My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished... Read More ››
27 - Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it... Read More ››
28 - What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with a... Read More ››
29 - Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your... Read More ››
30 - Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not... Read More ››
31 - Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry u... Read More ››
32 - If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how did the
barbers arrive?
On cl... Read More ››
33 - Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always use... Read More ››
34 - Why did the bald man put a rabbit
on
his head?
Because he wanted a head of ha... Read More ››
35 - What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser and a bucket
of cement ?
Permanent... Read More ››
36 - Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me... Read More ››
37 - Look at that bald man over there.
It's the first time I've seen a parting with... Read More ››
38 - Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it sh... Read More ››
39 - When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your ba... Read More ››
40 - Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advanc... Read More ››
41 - YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE
A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORAN... Read More ››
42 - YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORAN... Read More ››
43 - Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place... Read More ››
44 - Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
hair?
A: It matches their mustaches... Read More ››
45 - What do you get if you cross a wireless
with a
hairdresser ?
Radio waves !... Read More ››
46 - There are three ways a
man wears his
hair - parted- unparted or departed... Read More ››
47 - Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
Because they've lost their locks.... Read More ››
48 - Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.... Read More ››
49 - I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald.... Read More ››
50 - What should you buy if your
hair
falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner !... Read More ››
51 - What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a clipper.... Read More ››
52 - Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today?... Read More ››
53 - Why was the lady's hair
angry?
Because she was always teasing it.... Read More ››
54 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barber
!
Barber who ?
Barberd wire !... Read More ››
55 - What do you call a policeman with blonde
hair ?
A fair cop !... Read More ››
56 - Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
for a green
rabbit.... Read More ››
57 - For what person do all men take off
their hats?
The barber.... Read More ››
58 - Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !... Read More ››
59 - What do you call a high-priced barber
shop?
A clip joint.... Read More ››
60 - How does a barber make phone calls?
He cuts them short.... Read More ››
61 - Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A bald man.... Read More ››
62 - What do you call a
proton with big
hair?
A 'froton.... Read More ››
63 - What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat.... Read More ››
64 - What do you call a pen with no hair
?
A bald point !... Read More ››
65 - What side of a monster has more hair
?
The outside !... Read More ››
66 - How can you avoid falling hair?
Get
out of the way.... Read More ››
67 - I want a hair cut please.
Certainly,
which one !... Read More ››
68 - Your so bald, I can see what your
thinking.... Read More ››
69 - What kind of hair do oceans have
?
Wavy !... Read More ››
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