1 - One night, after closing time a
sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a s... More ››
2 - A man was staying in a big old
house and in
the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost sa... More ››
3 - A butler came running into his important
"Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the co... More ››
4 - Student l: "Did
you know that ghosts are
protected by the Constitution?"
Student 2: "They are?... More ››
5 - Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Where is it?
Ghost: In the morgue - you know what th... More ››
6 - Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated
Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm j... More ››
7 - What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at
The landlord said "Sorry, we do... More ››
8 - Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always
running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying... More ››
9 - What do you get is you cross a ghost with a
packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in t... More ››
10 - What did the mother ghost tell
the kid ghost
when he went out to play?
"Don't get your sheets d... More ››
11 - Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for
rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Wha... More ››
12 - Did you hear about the
ghost who enjoyed
He used to go round with the oooo-ve... More ››
13 - What is the first thing ghosts do when they get
They fasten their sheet (seat) belt... More ››
14 - How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
By appearing in television spooktaculars.... More ››
15 - Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to
He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.... More ››
16 - Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!... More ››
17 - What's the first thing ghosts do when they get
They boo-kle their seatbelts... More ››
18 - What did the mother ghost say to the naughty
Spook when you're spooken to.... More ››
19 - Q: What directions did the
ghost give the
goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."... More ››
20 - What did one
ghost say to another?
sorry, but I just don't believe in people.... More ››
21 - What did the little ghost give his mom for
A booquet of flowers.... More ››
22 - Why don't ghosts make good magicians.
can see right through their tricks.... More ››
23 - What do
ghosts say when a girl footballer is
sent off ?
Ban-she, ban-she !... More ››
24 - Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
He was a big-game haunter!... More ››
25 - Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
wanted to go on the rollerghoster.... More ››
26 - What do you call a ghost who only
The nightmayor.... More ››
27 - What did the papa ghost say
to the baby
Fasten your sheet belt.... More ››
28 - What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
He had a wail of a time.... More ››
29 - How can you tell if a ghost is
He gets pale as a sheet.... More ››
30 - Why did the ghost work at
He was the Chief In-Spectre.... More ››
31 - How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly
You use a spirit level.... More ››
32 - What do you call a ghost that stays out all
Afresh air freak.... More ››
33 - What do you call the ghost who is a
Dr Spook.... More ››
34 - Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
just dread-ged the lake.... More ››
35 - This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't
think what possessed her.... More ››
36 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !... More ››
37 - Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
The skeleton crew.... More ››
38 - What are pupils at ghost schools called?
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.... More ››
39 - Why is a ghost like an empty house?
there's no body there!... More ››
40 - Q: How do ghosts fly from
one place to
another? A: By scareplane.... More ››
41 - How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
With a scare dryer!... More ››
42 - What Central American country has the
Ghosta Rica!... More ››
43 - What's a ghosts favorite ride at the
The roller ghosted.... More ››
44 - Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
was booed off stage.... More ››
45 - Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.... More ››
46 - When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
April Ghoul's Day... More ››
47 - What do young ghosts write their homework in?
Exorcise books.... More ››
48 - What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
booloney sandwich!... More ››
49 - Did you hear about the sick ghost?
oooooo-ping cough.... More ››
50 - What do you call a
ghost at midnight?
sheet in the dark!... More ››
51 - Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
ghastly station.... More ››
52 - What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
Lazy bones.... More ››
53 - What do you get when you cross Bambi with a
Bamboo.... More ››
54 - When do ghosts usually appear?
someone screams.... More ››
55 - What do ghosts watch if they want to
Skelly-vision!... More ››
56 - What do you call a ghost with a broken
Hoblin Goblin.... More ››
57 - What do you call a ghost in a torn
A holy terror.... More ››
58 - What sort of violin does a
dreadivarius.... More ››
59 - Where do baby ghosts go during the
Dayscare centers... More ››
60 - What is a ghost's favorite Wild West
Tombstone.... More ››
61 - What kind of street does a ghost like best?
dead end.... More ››
62 - What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boodapest!... More ››
63 - What do ghosts like about riding horses?
Ghoulloping.... More ››
64 - Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
Moandays.... More ››
65 - Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt!... More ››
66 - What is a ghost
phantomweight.... More ››
67 - Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Ghouldilocks.... More ››