1 - A librarian was quietly working when three
chickens
walked in and jumped on to... Read More ›› 2 - A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
spoke to the loan officer Mr. Pad... Read More ›› 3 - Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upo... Read More ›› 4 - Why is a frog luckier
than a cat ?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a... Read More ›› 5 - I'd like a new frog, please.
But you bought
one only yesterday. What happened?... Read More ›› 6 - What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common
?
Both have big heads that... Read More ›› 7 - Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
and comes with relish and onio... Read More ›› 8 - What do you get if you cross a frog with a
decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaul... Read More ›› 9 - Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
They always want to play leap fro... Read More ›› 10 - Whats green and goes round and
round at 100
miles an hour ?
A frog in a blen... Read More ›› 11 - Whats green and goes round and round at 100
miles an hour ?
A frog in a blen... Read More ›› 12 - Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
In a
croak of gold at the end of the rain... Read More ›› 13 - Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
Because her husband spawned her affectio... Read More ›› 14 - Q: How did the frog cross the
road when a
truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He did... Read More ›› 15 - Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always
want to play leap-frog with him.... Read More ›› 16 - What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's
sure fun when you're having flies!... Read More ›› 17 - What do you get if cross a science fiction film
with a toad ?
Star Warts !... Read More ›› 18 - What do you call the English Toad Prize giving
cermony ?
The Brit Awarts !... Read More ›› 19 - Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you even touch him !... Read More ›› 20 - What happened when a frog joined the cricket team
?
He bowled long hops !... Read More ›› 21 - Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
He had his own frog horn !... Read More ›› 22 - Why did the toad become a
lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog-horn.... Read More ›› 23 - What does a
frog say when it washes car
windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.... Read More ›› 24 - What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy
?
Hoppalong Cassidy !... Read More ›› 25 - Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
It weighed
too much for its scales !... Read More ›› 26 - What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry
?
A hoppercraft !... Read More ›› 27 - What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
A croaker spaniel !... Read More ›› 28 - How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
They
sit eggsaminations !... Read More ›› 29 - What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
Kermit the Fog !... Read More ›› 30 - Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A
frog with hiccups !... Read More ›› 31 - Where do frogs leave their hats and coats
?
In the croakroom !... Read More ›› 32 - What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll
croak in no time !... Read More ›› 33 - Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke,
baroke, baroke."... Read More ›› 34 - Q: What do you call a frog
with no hind
legs?
A: Unhoppy!!... Read More ›› 35 - Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
forest fires !... Read More ›› 36 - Q: Why are
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatever bugs them!... Read More ›› 37 - What do you call a girl with a frog in her
hair ?
Lily !... Read More ›› 38 - What jumps up and
down in front of a car ?
Froglights !... Read More ›› 39 - What do you call a frog spy ?
A croak and
dagger agent !... Read More ›› 40 - What do you call a rich frog ?
A golf blooded
reptile !... Read More ›› 41 - What do you call a 100
year old frog ?
An
old croak !... Read More ›› 42 - What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad
sandals !... Read More ›› 43 - What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad !... Read More ›› 44 - Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un
hoppy !... Read More ›› 45 - What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded
reptile.... Read More ›› 46 - When is a car like a frog ?
When it's becing
toad !... Read More ›› 47 - What do you say if you meet a toad ?
Wart's
new !... Read More ›› 48 - Where do you get frogs eggs ?
At the spawn
shop !... Read More ›› 49 - What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
Hop in
!... Read More ›› 50 - What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's
new?... Read More ›› 51 - Whats a frogs favourite game ?
It's croak-et
!... Read More ›› 52 - What's a frogs favourite flower ?
A croakus
!... Read More ›› 53 - What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops
!... Read More ›› 54 - How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !... Read More ›› 55 - How do frogs die ?
They kermit suidide !... Read More ›› |
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