1 - The Fire brigade phones George Graham in
the
early hours of Sunday morning.... Read More ››
2 - A fire broke out in a six story apartment
building last week in a near by town... Read More ››
3 - Three firefighters
went out on a
hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain,... Read More ››
4 - A fire started on some grassland near a
farm in Indiana. The fire department f... Read More ››
5 - here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen
who always went bird hunting
together... Read More ››
6 - After the
fire-truck arrived at a
burning building in a small Spanish town, th... Read More ››
7 - A fire chief died and went to heaven. When
he got there he saw a long line wai... Read More ››
8 - During a big fire downtown the firemen
were having a bit of
trouble. A woman w... Read More ››
9 - There was a huge fire at a big city soda
factory. The city
company was losing... Read More ››
10 - One day a boy was drowning in a near by
lake. A firefighter swam out and pulle... Read More ››
11 - When the employees of a
restaurant
attended a fire safety seminar, they watche... Read More ››
12 - When the employees of a
restaurant
attended a fire safety seminar, they watche... Read More ››
13 - A firefighter died and went to hell where
he finds
a wall of clocks.
After se... Read More ››
14 - A fireman and
policeman died and both
went to heaven where they were issued th... Read More ››
15 - A man calls the fire
department and
says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard... Read More ››
16 - The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town
had just been buried. The last words... Read More ››
17 - Seems
the Shah of Iran was visiting
Disneyland with his young son. The son
s... Read More ››
18 - Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
shop...suddenly
the Town's Fire Alarm wen... Read More ››
19 - A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory
was always late for work.
When conf... Read More ››
20 - How many firemen does it take
to change
a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a h... Read More ››
21 - Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look
out
the window in the morning?
A: So... Read More ››
22 - Q. How do you get down from an aerial
ladder?
A. You don't get down from an... Read More ››
23 - Q: Did you know that the three wise men
were firemen?
A: It says they came fr... Read More ››
24 - Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire
Chief two Lotus Notes
Gurus ?
A. Fir... Read More ››
25 - Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman
is dead?
A. The remote control slips... Read More ››
26 - What usually comes after the monster
lights the birthday candles?
The fire de... Read More ››
27 - Q.How do you put out a
fire?
A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the C... Read More ››
28 - If - H 2 O - is on the inside of
a
fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
K 9... Read More ››
29 - Q: What is
the first thing off the
truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair.... Read More ››
30 - What does god and firemen NOT have in common.... God doesn't think he's a fireman.... Read More ››
31 - All of the firefighters at my station are
quick.
They're even "fast" asleep!... Read More ››
32 - What did the fireman's wife get for
Christmas ?
A ladder in her stocking !... Read More ››
33 - Q: What word begins with the letter "F"
and ends
in "UCK"?
A: FIRETRUCK.... Read More ››
34 - What did the fireman say when the church
caught on fire?
"Holy smoke!"... Read More ››
35 - What do firemen and policemen have in common... They all want to be firemen.... Read More ››
36 - Q. A fireman had
two sons. What did he
name them?
A. Hosea and Hoseb... Read More ››
37 - Q. What does CHAOS stand
for?
A.
The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... Read More ››
38 - Q. What does CHAOS stand for?
A.The
Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... Read More ››
39 - Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To
keep their pants up.... Read More ››
40 - Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A. Engineers.... Read More ›› |