1 - An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow
are
hired at a construction site.... Read More ›› 2 - A US
Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the bushes right by the... Read More ›› 3 - The Americans and Russians at the height of the
arms race
realized that if the... Read More ›› 4 - Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God
went missing for seven days. Ev... Read More ›› 5 - The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's
wives go shopping one day to a big... Read More ›› 6 - An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were
driving through the desert when... Read More ›› 7 - There was once a Scotsman and an
Englishman
who lived next door to each other.... Read More ›› 8 - An old Native American wanted a loan for $500.
He approached his local banker.... Read More ›› 9 - A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself
in the back seat of a taxi cab... Read More ›› 10 - Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington
for New York.
One sat in the win... Read More ›› 11 - There were
three men working at the top of
a building. One was Chinese, one wa... Read More ›› 12 - A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker
were captured by
cannibals. The ch... Read More ›› 13 - Recently, Germany
conducted some scientific
exploration involving their best s... Read More ›› 14 - Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an
Irishman. So, one of the English... Read More ›› 15 - There were three guys, a Torontonian, an
American and a
Newfoundlander. They w... Read More ›› 16 - An American, a
Jew and a Canadian were in a
terrible car accident. They were a... Read More ›› 17 - There was an
Irishman, an Englishman and
Claudia Schiffer sitting together in... Read More ›› 18 - Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one
Scottish, are out walking
along th... Read More ›› 19 - At the Russian War College, the general is a
guest lecturer and tells the clas... Read More ›› 20 - A prominent Polish scientist conducted very
important experiment. He trained a... Read More ›› 21 - Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: 170.... Read More ›› 22 - An American
tourist in Moscow found himself
needing to get rid of a large supp... Read More ›› 23 - Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese
restaurant. "Sid," asked Al,
"are there a... Read More ›› 24 - An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were
without tickets for the opening... Read More ›› 25 - There was a Japanese man who went to America for
sightseeing. On
the last day,... Read More ›› 26 - One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him
what he
wanted him to do.
A... Read More ›› 27 - Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
astronauts to space for 2 years. One w... Read More ›› 28 - An old Indian lined up all of
his 10 little
Indian sons and stood in front of... Read More ›› 29 - Q:
How many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Twelve. Four t... Read More ›› 30 - An
American man, a Russian man, and an
African man were all up in a
hot-air... Read More ›› 31 - A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
were
sitting in a pub discussing... Read More ›› 32 - A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the
bushes right by the b... Read More ›› 33 - Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
an American, and a Mexican, a... Read More ›› 34 - There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who
decided to try life in Austral... Read More ›› 35 - An American businessman goes to Japan on a
business trip, but he hates Japanes... Read More ›› 36 - Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
to visit a
temple on a top of Mt.... Read More ›› 37 - An Englishman, Frenchman,
Mexican, and Texan
were flying across country on a s... Read More ›› 38 - A long time ago, Britain and France were at
war.
During one battle, The Frenc... Read More ›› 39 - Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were
stumbling home
late one night and... Read More ›› 40 - Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner
when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered... Read More ›› 41 - There were
three Aggies; one crane operator,
one pole climber, one guide. The... Read More ›› 42 - A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy
are standing on a cliff. The Fre... Read More ›› 43 - An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the
first
time was being wined and dine... Read More ›› 44 - This
small Latino man walks into a bar,
sits, and orders a beer. A big man
c... Read More ›› 45 - A family was visiting an Indian
reservation
when they happen upon an old tribe... Read More ›› 46 - A tourist from the United
States of America
is at a resturant
in Havana. He t... Read More ›› 47 - An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of bear on t... Read More ›› 48 - These two
newfies are building a house. One
of them is putting on the siding.... Read More ›› 49 - Two Polish guys were taking their first train
trip to Warsaw on the train. A v... Read More ›› 50 - When young Jose, newly arrived in the United
States,
made his first trip to Ya... Read More ›› 51 - A
Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are
viewing a painting of Adam and Eve
fro... Read More ›› 52 - A Brit, a Frenchman and a
Russian are
viewing a painting of Adam and Eve froli... Read More ›› 53 - An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
wandering through the desert, h... Read More ›› 54 - Q: How many Americans does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to repl... Read More ›› 55 - Two Irishmen are sitting in a
bar. Mick's
looking particularly sad
and Patri... Read More ›› 56 - The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and
said, "Bless me, Father, for I ha... Read More ›› 57 - Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the
Wongs
have a new baby. The nurse b... Read More ›› 58 - These four guys were walking down the street, a
Saudi, a
Russian, a North Kore... Read More ›› 59 - There were three explorers, hiking through what
is now known as Canada.
"Y... Read More ›› 60 - Three guys are debating about which of their
languages is the
most pleasing to... Read More ›› 61 - Scorcher Murphy was selling his
house, and
put the matter in an agent's hands.... Read More ›› 62 - "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher
asked an American boy who had just com... Read More ›› 63 - A White man explaining to a Mexican man says
that there are three
words the Me... Read More ›› 64 - A visitor from
Holland was chatting with
his American friend and was jokingly... Read More ›› 65 - A Jewish
father has two kids who want to
sell lemonade on the street
corner... Read More ›› 66 - A visitor from Holland was
chatting with
his American friend and was jokingly... Read More ›› 67 - Once there were two chinese
gentlemen named
Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were nei... Read More ›› 68 - These two Scottish characters are chatting. One
of them then pulls
out an expe... Read More ›› 69 - A Texan, a Russian, and
a New Yorker go
into a restaurant in London.
''Exc... Read More ›› 70 - A boy from France
comes to America. He
wants to learn some new words so he goe... Read More ›› 71 - Q:
How many Italian-Americans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: I du... Read More ›› 72 - An Irishman joined the
American Air Force
and was making his first parachute j... Read More ›› 73 - Q: How many French
farmers does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. Fa... Read More ›› 74 - Pat and
Mick landed themselves a job at a
sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat... Read More ›› 75 - A cop pulled up
two Irish drunks, and asked
to the first, "What's your name an... Read More ›› 76 - Q: How many Australians does it take to screw
in
a light bulb?
A: One, but y... Read More ›› 77 - Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw
mill.
Just before morning the one... Read More ›› 78 - A boy comes home from school and tells his
mother that he got a part in
the... Read More ›› 79 - Two Jewish
businessmen meet in the
street.
"Well, Morrie, how's your warehous... Read More ›› 80 - O'Connell was staggering home with a
pint
of booze in his back pocket when he... Read More ›› 81 - An American tourist was visiting a quaint
country village, and got talking to... Read More ›› 82 - A black guy walks into
a tavern with a
parrot on his shoulder...the
bartender... Read More ›› 83 - Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: What do you... Read More ›› 84 - What's the difference between an Italian
mother
and a Jewish mother?
An Ita... Read More ›› 85 - Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Nobody kno... Read More ›› 86 - Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
When one gets something blown int... Read More ›› 87 - Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had
run
into the lake.The two
in the... Read More ›› 88 - Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old
enough to marry?
A: Make her s... Read More ›› 89 - Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Six. One to... Read More ›› 90 - Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze... Read More ›› 91 - Canada, in view of recent events, will be
changing the maple leaf on the flag... Read More ›› 92 - Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the
phone systems in China?
A: Beca... Read More ›› 93 - The Arkansas lad was obviously
deeply
troubled.
"Why so glum, Chum?" asked th... Read More ›› 94 - Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to
have
only 4 children?
A: They'd read i... Read More ›› 95 - Two Jewish businessmen meet in the
street.
"Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear abou... Read More ›› 96 - Q: How do you take census in a Polish
village?
A: Roll a quarter down the stree... Read More ›› 97 - What is the
difference between Russian
Optimist, Pessimist and Realist?
An Op... Read More ›› 98 - Q:
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa
Claus?
A: He comes down the chimney, w... Read More ›› 99 - Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a
patient six months to live?
W... Read More ›› 100 - Q: How
many Ethiopians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to... Read More ›› 101 - Q: Have you heard about the new
Iraqi Air
Force exercise program?
A: Each m... Read More ›› 102 - Q: Why aren't Hindu and
Chinese people
allowed to play hockey?
A: Because eve... Read More ›› 103 - Q: Did you hear about the
Polak who thought
his wife was trying to
kill him?... Read More ›› 104 - Q: Do you know why the new football stadium
they built in
Warsaw could
not b... Read More ›› 105 - One Scot came back from work earlier then usual
and saw plumber's car in the f... Read More ›› 106 - How do Jewish
people celebrate
Christmas?
They all gather around their cash r... Read More ›› 107 - "Helga, tell me something. Why
do Swedish
men always have stupid grins on thei... Read More ›› 108 - Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to
kill
himself by
.swallowing 100... Read More ›› 109 - Q: How many Scotsmen does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A: Scotsmen don't... Read More ›› 110 - Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap
a
child?
A: 12. One to kidnap the c... Read More ›› 111 - Q: How many Poles does it take to
change a
light bulb?
A: Just one, but you n... Read More ›› 112 - Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Two-one to shoot... Read More ›› 113 - Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: One hundred - One... Read More ›› 114 - Q: Have you seen the
polish mine
detector.
A1: Put you fingers in your ears a... Read More ›› 115 - Q: How many Chinese Red Guards
does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,... Read More ›› 116 - Q: How many
Chinamen does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: Thousands, becau... Read More ›› 117 - Q: How many Italians does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to cha... Read More ›› 118 - A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
of
western civilization.
Ghandi re... Read More ›› 119 - Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: None-there we... Read More ›› 120 - Q: How
many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadia... Read More ›› 121 - Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so
fast?
A: They marched in backwards and... Read More ›› 122 - What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
Eskimo schoolgirl?
What's an ice gi... Read More ›› 123 - Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get
bored?
A: They go over to the West... Read More ›› 124 - They say that it's
tough to learn Bosnian
because it has seven verb tenses: si... Read More ›› 125 - Did you hear about the man who was half
Jewish & half Italian?
He made hims... Read More ›› 126 - Q: Why do Polish hate
Cauchy's dog? (hint
on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)
A: Becau... Read More ›› 127 - Q: How
many retarded Italian gardeners does
it take to screw in a lightbulb?... Read More ›› 128 - Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
Egyptian woman?
A: "Come behind the py... Read More ›› 129 - Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the
sunny forecast wrong?
-The... Read More ›› 130 - Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar
Alabama State Lottery?
3 dollars... Read More ›› 131 - Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
the counter
but leave our $58,00... Read More ›› 132 - Why
don't mexicans have checking
accounts?
It's too hard to spray paint you... Read More ›› 133 - Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a
Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with... Read More ›› 134 - Q: Did you know they are taking out all the
K-Marts in Afghanistan?
A: They... Read More ›› 135 - Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: None. They don't h... Read More ›› 136 - Q: How many newsmen does
it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but... Read More ›› 137 - Q: What's the slowest thing in the
world?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two se... Read More ›› 138 - Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese
and a Mexican man?
A: A car thi... Read More ›› 139 - What did the Eskimo children
sing when
their principal was leaving?
Freeze a... Read More ›› 140 - Q: Did you hear about the
Mexico City
earthquake?
A: It did $100 million wort... Read More ›› 141 - Why does the new Polish Navy have
glass
bottomed boats?
So they can see the... Read More ›› 142 - Why did the mexicans fight so
hard for the
alamo?
They wanted 4 clean walls... Read More ›› 143 - How do you separate the Greek boys from the
Greek
men at a Greek BBQ?
With... Read More ›› 144 - How do we know the Indians were the first
people in North America?
They had... Read More ›› 145 - If you take an Oriental person and spin
him
around several times, does he becom... Read More ›› 146 - Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on
the side?
A: So the cops can fin... Read More ›› 147 - Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a
Polak is there?
A: He's the on... Read More ›› 148 - Two Scots,
father and son, go to
America.
- Daddy, when we'll arrive?
- Shut... Read More ›› 149 - Q: How do you know
you're flying over
Poland?
A: Toilet paper hanging on the... Read More ›› 150 - Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
the flagpole?
A: He varnished i... Read More ›› 151 - Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one
is the Irishman?
A: The one on t... Read More ›› 152 - Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
in tide?
Because it's too col... Read More ›› 153 - How many Serbs does in take to change a
Lighbulb?
It doesn't matter..Theres a... Read More ›› 154 - Q: Why did the Jews wander in
the desert
for forty years?
A: Somebody dropped... Read More ›› 155 - Q: How many
Russians does it take to change
a light bulb?
A: That's a milita... Read More ›› 156 - Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
a
mustache?
A: So he could look like... Read More ›› 157 - Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in
Iowa?
They couldn't find three wi... Read More ›› 158 - Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish
home?
A: They put parking meters on... Read More ›› 159 - Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A:
Why should he when he can get bombed... Read More ›› 160 - Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?
A:
He's the one with patches over both... Read More ›› 161 - Q: What happens when a Polak
doesn't pay
his garbage bill?
A: They stop deliv... Read More ›› 162 - Q:
Did you hear about the Polak who married
an Amish woman?
A: He drove her b... Read More ›› 163 - Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too
much tea?
A: He drowned in his te... Read More ›› 164 - Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
A: Because it was too cold out... Read More ›› 165 - Q: Why do
Greek men wear gold neck
chains?
A: So they know where to stop shav... Read More ›› 166 - Why
don't mexicans have
barbeques?
the beans keep slipping through the gril... Read More ›› 167 - Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
with
LSD?
A: A trip to Israe... Read More ›› 168 - What is the most common
educational degree
in New Mexico?
Kindergarten dropou... Read More ›› 169 - Q: What's delaying the Polish space
program?
A: Development of a working matc... Read More ›› 170 - Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been
buried for 1000
years?
A: Peat!... Read More ›› 171 - Q: What's the motto of the
Polish
Solidarity Union?
A: Every man for himself.... Read More ›› 172 - Q: What happened to the Polish National
Library?
A: Someone stole the book.... Read More ›› 173 - Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A:
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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A:
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an Arab
with a Mexican?
A: Oil of Ole'... Read More ›› 176 - Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
A:
Because the rice falls through the grill... Read More ›› 177 - Why don't Jewish
mothers
drink?
Alcohol interferes with their suffering.... Read More ›› 178 - Why is Russia a very fast country ?
Because
the people are always Russian !... Read More ›› 179 - Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
A:
Because it's their national bird.... Read More ›› 180 - Q:
What would you call an Arab who owns a
harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!... Read More ›› 181 - Q: What's Irish and sits
outside in the
summertime?
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Rico?
"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."... Read More ›› 183 - Q: How do you get a Polak out of the
bath
tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.... Read More ›› 184 - What do you call 500
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race track?
The Indy 500.... Read More ›› 185 - The only good thing to ever
come out of
Oklahoma:
An empty greyhound.... Read More ›› 186 - Have you heard about the
latest Polish
parachute?
It opens on impact.... Read More ›› 187 - Q: What do you call Italian women
in a
sauna?
A: Gorillas In The Mist!... Read More ›› 188 - Q: How do you stop a Polish army on
horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.... Read More ›› 189 - Q: What are the best ten years of an
Irishman's life?
A: Third grade.... Read More ›› 190 - What's the object of a Jewish football
game?
To get the quarter back!... Read More ›› 191 - What do you get when you cross a Cuban
and
a Pollock?
Ricky Retardo... Read More ›› 192 - How do we know that Joan of Arc was French
?
She was maid in France !... Read More ›› 193 - where does saddam hussein keep his c.d
collection?
In Iraq (a rack)... Read More ›› 194 - Q:
What's the highest position in the
Greek Navy?
A: Rear Admiral!... Read More ›› 195 - Q: Why do Southern guys go
to family
reunions?
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By
looking over your shoulder.... Read More ›› 197 - What do you
call an American with a
lavatory on his head ?
John.... Read More ›› 198 - Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.... Read More ›› 199 - Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo
game?
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system?
A:A refund.... Read More ›› 201 - What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? -
Quattro
Sink-o... Read More ›› 202 - Q: What
county in Ireland hates "South
Park?"
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Osama bin Latte... Read More ›› 204 - Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?
A:
Knock on the hatch.... Read More ›› 205 - What do you call an intelligent man in
America?
A tourist.... Read More ›› 206 - Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
toe?
A: Roberto.... Read More ›› 207 - Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
A: A new bar... Read More ›› 208 - Q: Where is the world's
fastest chicken
from?
A: Ethiopia!... Read More ›› 209 - What do you call a man with a kilt over his
head ?
Scott !... Read More ›› 210 - Q: What does K-mart stand for?
A: Kuz
Mexicans Are Rich Too... Read More ›› 211 - Q: Where do you find 60 million french
jokes?
A: In France.... Read More ›› 212 - How do you stop a taliban tank ?
Shoot
the Guy Pushing it... Read More ›› 213 - What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A
tourist.... Read More ›› 214 - Q: How do you sink a
Polish ship?
A:
Put it in water.... Read More ›› 215 - What is
the Cuban national anthem?
''Row Your Boat!''... Read More ›› 216 - Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying.
Details
to follow."... Read More ›› 217 - Q: What's the capital of
Afghanistan?
A: KABOOM!!... Read More ›› 218 - What language do they speak
in Cuba
?
Cubic !... Read More ›› 219 - How do you play Iraqi bingo?
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