1 - A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They wer... More ››
2 - Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Ea... More ››
3 - "Why are you studying your Easter
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate... More ››
4 - Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
"Because it doesn't taste as good... More ››
5 - What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
"hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?... More ››
6 - What's the difference between
Bunny and a silly monster ?
One's a hare-head and the... More ››
7 - How many chocolate bunnies can
you put into
an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket... More ››
8 - Did you hear about the lady whose house was
with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs... More ››
9 - Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
I thought the plastic grass was growi... More ››
10 - What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter bask... More ››
11 - What would you get if you crossed the Easter
with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunn... More ››
12 - How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those
He hires Santa's elves during the off-seaso... More ››
13 - What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever afte... More ››
14 - Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs... More ››
15 - What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!... More ››
16 - What's pink, has five toes, and is
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!... More ››
17 - Would
you like something from my Easter
"Here. Have some plastic grass."... More ››
18 - What would you get if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!... More ››
19 - What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
One to three for breaking and entering.... More ››
20 - How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!... More ››
21 - Why did the Easter Bunny have to
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!... More ››
22 - How do you catch the Easter
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!... More ››
23 - What would you get if you crossed a
with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!... More ››
24 - Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail!... More ››
25 - Why do we paint
it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!... More ››
26 - What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!... More ››
27 - Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it's always on a sundae!... More ››
28 - What is the best way to send a letter to the
By hare (air) mail.... More ››
29 - Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a
To a re-tail store!... More ››
30 - What's red and blue and
sogs up your
Coloured scrambled eggs... More ››
31 - What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
An Easter bunnet!... More ››
32 - Why did the rabbit cross the road?
the chicken had his Easter eggs!... More ››
33 - Who delivers Easter treats to all the
in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!... More ››
34 - How does the Easter Bunny stay
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!... More ››
35 - What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
Albunny, New York!... More ››
36 - What's big and purple and hugs your Easter
The Easter Barney!... More ››
37 - What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
The Easter Bunana!... More ››
38 - What is the Easter Bunny's
Basket-ball, of course!... More ››
39 - How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
does lots of bare-obics.... More ››
40 - What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of
A cotton tale!... More ››
41 - How should you send a letter to the Easter
By hare mail!... More ››
42 - Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
having a bad hare day!... More ››
43 - Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
Rabbit De Niro!... More ››
44 - Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
yes. He's a rabbit fan!... More ››
45 - How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!... More ››
46 - What's long and stylish and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade!... More ››
47 - Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!... More ››
48 - What is a dog's favourite Easter
Jelly bones!... More ››
49 - Where do Easter bunnies
basketball.... More ››