1 - A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
office. The husband said, "I want a t... Read More ››
2 - "Open wider."
requested the dentist, as he
began his examination of the patien... Read More ››
3 - A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor... Read More ››
4 - What do you call a dentist in the army ?
A
drill sergeant !... Read More ››
5 - A man went to his dentist because he feels
something wrong in his mouth.
The... Read More ››
6 - While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woman came out of his inner office... Read More ››
7 - Patient: How much to
have this tooth
pulled?
Dentist: With pain $200 and wit... Read More ››
8 - A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist... Read More ››
9 - Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
complaining his gums had shriveled up and h... Read More ››
10 - "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling... Read More ››
11 - Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I don't understand i... Read More ››
12 - Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me?
Could you give out a few of yo... Read More ››
13 - "I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the recep... Read More ››
14 - Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it will take just fi... Read More ››
15 - "I came in to make an appointment with the
dentist." said
the man to the recep... Read More ››
16 - Pardon me for a moment,
please," said the
dentist to the victim, "but before b... Read More ››
17 - "Did you get
your money?" ask the wife of
the dentist who had just return from... Read More ››
18 - I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted
yesterday afternoon off because you wer... Read More ››
19 - Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
straightened?"
"Twenty thousan... Read More ››
20 - How many dentists does it take to change a
light bulb?
Three. One to administ... Read More ››
21 - A patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn't
nasty to be all the day with the han... Read More ››
22 - Dentist: Just
let me finish and you will
be another man after these cosmetic... Read More ››
23 - Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a heart-doctor or... Read More ››
24 - Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
at the
slightest touch, caused y... Read More ››
25 - Young Charlie
to dentist's sexy chariside
assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady... Read More ››
26 - Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth... Read More ››
27 - Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be painless, but he wasn't.
Teacher... Read More ››
28 - Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of dentures in a dentist's
window... Read More ››
29 - believe that the members of the dental
profession are the only men who can tel... Read More ››
30 - Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever
loved.
Assistant: Why don't you mar... Read More ››
31 - Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see... Read More ››
32 - Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, this is my first extraction.
Yo... Read More ››
33 - Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
monster
and I keep needing to eat... Read More ››
34 - Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
no discount for empty
spaces when... Read More ››
35 - Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the
gold
and silver in my mouth?
Dent... Read More ››
36 - As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear to pull the tooth, the whole to... Read More ››
37 - I'm suffering from bad breath
You should
do something about it!
I did.
I ju... Read More ››
38 - Papa, why is it that dentists call their
offices dental parlors?"
"Because they... Read More ››
39 - Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: "Not always, the other day I n... Read More ››
40 - Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
any
wider. When I pull your tooth... Read More ››
41 - Patient: Hey, that tooth
you pulled
wasn't the one I wanted pulled.
Dentist:... Read More ››
42 - Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the manicurist?
Because they fought... Read More ››
43 - Father: Don't you feel better now
that
you've gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure... Read More ››
44 - What's worse
than having your doctor tell
you that you have VD?
Having your... Read More ››
45 - Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
garden?...
A month later he was pi... Read More ››
46 - Anyone know the six most frightening words in
the world ??? "The Dentist will... Read More ››
47 - Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
out?...He was
already taking out a to... Read More ››
48 - What did the tooth say to the departing
dentist?...Fill me in when you get bac... Read More ››
49 - What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his teeth taken out?
The dentist.... Read More ››
50 - Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he
always looks down in the mouth.... Read More ››
51 - What game did the dentist play
when she
was a child?...Caps and robbers... Read More ››
52 - Who has
the most dangerous job in
Transylvania?
Dracula's dentist.... Read More ››
53 - At what time do most people go to the
dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30).... Read More ››
54 - What time is it when you have to go to the
dentist ?
Tooth Hurty !... Read More ››
55 - Why do people dislike going to
the
dentist?
Because he is boring.... Read More ››
56 - What was the dentist doing in
Panama?...Looking
for the Root Canal... Read More ››
57 - What did the dentist say to the
computer?...This won't hurt a byte... Read More ››
58 - What did the dentist say to the
golfer?
"You have a hole in one. "... Read More ››
59 - What does a dentist do on a
roller
coaster?...He braces himself... Read More ››
60 - Why do dentists like
potatoes?
Because
they are so filling.... Read More ››
61 - Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the
filling station... Read More ››
62 - What is a drill team?
A group of dentists
who work together.... Read More ››
63 - What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long in the tooth... Read More ››
64 - What did the dentist see at the
North
Pole?...A molar bear... Read More ››
65 - What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
little plaque.... Read More ››
66 - What do you call the Scottish dentist
?
Phil McCavity !... Read More ››
67 - Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
painless.
Patient: I'm not.... Read More ››
68 - What is a dentist's office?
A filling
station.... Read More ›› |