Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. "I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued. "The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him. "Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on. "That would be the usher," Charlie explained. "Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said. "You mean the aisle," Charlie said. "Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued. "Pew," Charlie retorted. "Yeah," recalled Joe. "That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."

COWBOY

VOTE!

EMBED

THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY cowboy JOKES:

1 - What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!... Read More ››

2 - Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first... Read More ››

3 - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre... Read More ››

4 - The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete,... Read More ››

5 - A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.... Read More ››

6 - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre... Read More ››

7 - Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rust... Read More ››

8 - Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex,... Read More ››

9 - The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy... Read More ››

10 - Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough the... Read More ››

11 - The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent wa... Read More ››

12 - A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with hu... Read More ››

13 - Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the ran... Read More ››

14 - Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do y... Read More ››

15 - If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, h... Read More ››

16 - Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his... Read More ››

17 - What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slu... Read More ››

18 - What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis)... Read More ››

19 - Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.... Read More ››

20 - What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !... Read More ››

21 - What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... Read More ››

22 - Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.... Read More ››

23 - Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.... Read More ››

24 - Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.... Read More ››

25 - Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.... Read More ››

26 - Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.... Read More ››

27 - Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!... Read More ››

28 - Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.... Read More ››

29 - Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.... Read More ››

Submit a Joke | Contact | Privacy Policy | Last Update: 2013-05-21