1 - What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove on!... Read More ›› 2 - Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back
on the ranch about his
first... Read More ›› 3 - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh Amarillo theatre... Read More ›› 4 - The swing doors of the Wild
West saloon
crashed open and in came Little Pete,... Read More ›› 5 - A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
to be executed on the same day.... Read More ›› 6 - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats in the posh Amarillo theatre... Read More ›› 7 - Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
about to be hung for cattle rust... Read More ›› 8 - Three cowboys
were hanging out in the
bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex,... Read More ›› 9 - The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
horseback ride
said to the cowboy... Read More ›› 10 - Three cowboys
of the world are sitting
around camp talking about how tough the... Read More ›› 11 - The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The insurance agent wa... Read More ›› 12 - A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy
in the street, complete with hu... Read More ›› 13 - Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were
resting their
horses out on the ran... Read More ›› 14 - Visitor: Wow, you have a
lot of flies
buzzing round your horses and cows. Do y... Read More ›› 15 - If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three
days later leaves on Friday, h... Read More ›› 16 - Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?
A: Because he couldn't keep his... Read More ›› 17 - What did the cowboy maggot say when he went
into the
saloon bar?
Gimme a slu... Read More ›› 18 - What sickness do cowboys
get from riding
wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis)... Read More ›› 19 - Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because
the horse was too heavy to carry.... Read More ›› 20 - What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a
school ?
The deputy head !... Read More ›› 21 - What do you call a frog who wants to be a
cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.... Read More ›› 22 - Q: Why
can't the bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no beef.... Read More ›› 23 - Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was
always horsing around.... Read More ›› 24 - Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because
he rode the range.... Read More ›› 25 - Why did the cowboy's car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.... Read More ›› 26 - Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
Skint Eastwood.... Read More ›› 27 - Teacher: When do
astronauts eat?
Pupil:
At launch time!... Read More ›› 28 - Where do cowboys cook their
meals?
On
the range.... Read More ›› 29 - Who do zombie cowboys fight?
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