1 - How long does it take to burn a candle down
?
About a wick !... Read More ›› 2 - Once upon a time there was a little girl who
wanted a kitten for Christmas. He... Read More ›› 3 - Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
oranges every Christmas. Now I think... Read More ›› 4 - What was wrong with the boy's
brand new
toy electric train set he
received f... Read More ›› 5 - It was Christmas
eve, and Santa was
really busy making his list and checking i... Read More ›› 6 - I remember when Father Christmas first
passed his
sleigh-driving test. He came... Read More ›› 7 - 'Father Christmas has two
reindeer. He
calls one Edward and the other one Edwa... Read More ›› 8 - 'Father
Christmas has two reindeer. He
calls one Edward and the other one Edwa... Read More ›› 9 - Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
go out there and clear the snow!
I... Read More ›› 10 - Father Christmas: What's your
favourite
Christmas story?
Elf: The one where t... Read More ›› 11 - My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can yo... Read More ›› 12 - Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
on your toes on my way out to get... Read More ›› 13 - Father Christmas: All right, my good lady,
my face is my ticket.
Box office att... Read More ›› 14 - Dear Father
Christmas, this Christmas
could you please send me a yellow door.... Read More ›› 15 - Father
Christmas: How do I stop a
Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?... Read More ›› 16 - I've had a slight
accident with your
sleigh, Father Christmas!
Father Christm... Read More ›› 17 - Dear Father Christmas, could you please
send me some Crocodile shoes!.
Father... Read More ›› 18 - Father Christmas:
What's your favourite
Christmas story?
Elf: The one about t... Read More ›› 19 - Who made this Christmas pudding?
Our
chef. He's a little green man who lives in... Read More ›› 20 - Father Christmas:I
like the story about
the girl who steals from the rich and... Read More ›› 21 - Elf: My favourite film is about the man who
casts spells in the middle of a sw... Read More ›› 22 - Someone
bought Scrooge a clock for
Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.... Read More ›› 23 - Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of
Christmas I can't sleep.
Try lying... Read More ›› 24 - A group of mountain
climbers once heard
Father Christmas go past.
They must h... Read More ›› 25 - What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing
to him when he comes home cold on C... Read More ›› 26 - Why is
Christmas just like a day at the
office ?
You do all the work and the... Read More ›› 27 - Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
Christmas bell!
Just take these pills -... Read More ›› 28 - Last year's Christmas pudding was so
awful I threw it in the ocean.
That's pr... Read More ›› 29 - What is the difference between the Christmas
alphabet and the ordinary alphabe... Read More ›› 30 - Why does Santa Claus only have seven
reindeer?
Because Prancer moved in with... Read More ›› 31 - Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer
now
works for Proctor and Gamble?... Read More ›› 32 - I wouldn't say
Christmas gnomes are
ugly,
But if beauty's skin deep then the... Read More ›› 33 - I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are
cross-eyed,
but when they cry the t... Read More ›› 34 - ELF NO. 1: What did
Santa shout to his
toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2: Oka... Read More ›› 35 - What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they
were looking out their front
window?... Read More ›› 36 - What was so good about he
neurotic doll
the girl was given for Christmas?
It... Read More ›› 37 - Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a
cricket
match?
Because they're both... Read More ›› 38 - What do gnomes fear
most about
Christmas?
They're afraid Father Christmas wil... Read More ›› 39 - Can I have a broken drum for
Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for... Read More ›› 40 - What did the bald man say when he got
a
comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll nev... Read More ›› 41 - Why does Santa's sled get such good
mileage?
Because it has long-distance runn... Read More ›› 42 - What's Father Christmas
called when he
takes a rest while delivering presents... Read More ›› 43 - Father Christmas lost
his umbrella but
he didn't get wet! Why not?
Because it... Read More ›› 44 - What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
gets
stuck in a chimney ?
Santa... Read More ›› 45 - Doctor,
Doctor I'm scared of Father
Christmas
Doctor: You're suffering from C... Read More ›› 46 - I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are
small.
But they used to be lumberjacks on a... Read More ›› 47 - Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the
beach ?
Because he didn't want to b... Read More ›› 48 - One time Father Christmas lost his
underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint... Read More ›› 49 - JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa
Claus?
MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas... Read More ›› 50 - ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
pencil! What
should I do?
SANTA... Read More ›› 51 - If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
what would
he be called?
A subord... Read More ›› 52 - Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends bot... Read More ›› 53 - How to cats greet each other at
Christmas ?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy... Read More ›› 54 - Why does Father Christmas like to work in
the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe,... Read More ›› 55 - What do you have in December that you don't
have in any other month ?
The let... Read More ›› 56 - Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
competition.
Now thats what you call pot l... Read More ›› 57 - What did the big cracker
say to the
little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yo... Read More ›› 58 - Why is a cat on a beach like
Christmas
?
Because they both have "Sandy claws"... Read More ›› 59 - What's fat and jolly and runs on eight
wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skate... Read More ›› 60 - Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No
you can have turkey like everyone else... Read More ›› 61 - Why couldn't the skeleton go to the
Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with... Read More ›› 62 - What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues... Read More ›› 63 - What do you call a letter sent up the
chimney
on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !... Read More ›› 64 - "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas
tie?" "He said it was too tight."... Read More ›› 65 - Who sings "Love me tender", and makes
Christmas
toys?
Santa's little Elvis.... Read More ›› 66 - What do you get if you
cross an apple
with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !... Read More ›› 67 - What does Dracula write on his Christmas
cards ?
Best vicious of the season... Read More ›› 68 - Why are Christmas trees like bad
knitters
?
They both drop their needles !... Read More ›› 69 - What reindeer can jump higher than a
house?
They all can! Houses can't jump!... Read More ›› 70 - Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind
his
manners the most?
"Rude"olph... Read More ›› 71 - What does Father Christmas
call that
reindeer with no eyes?
No-eyed-deer!... Read More ›› 72 - What's a hairdressers's favourite
Christmas song?
'Oh comb all ye faithful'... Read More ›› 73 - Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
It
was looking forward to Christmas!... Read More ›› 74 - A football supporter's favourite
Christmas song?
'Yule never walk alone'... Read More ›› 75 - Why was Santa's little helper
depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.... Read More ›› 76 - Why couldn't the butterfly go to the
Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball !... Read More ›› 77 - Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.... Read More ›› 78 - How do sheep greet each other at Christmas
?
A merry Christmas to ewe... Read More ›› 79 - How did the chickens dance at the Christmas
party ?
Chick to chick !... Read More ›› 80 - Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The
turkey - he's always stuffed !... Read More ›› 81 - What did Adam say on the day before
Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !... Read More ›› 82 - What's a ghosts favourite Christmas
entertainment ?
A phantomime !... Read More ›› 83 - Who brings the Christmas presents to
police stations?
Santa Clues.... Read More ›› 84 - A rabbit's favourite Christmas
song?
'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'... Read More ›› 85 - What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle
Bells, Jungle bells.. !... Read More ›› 86 - What do you give a train driver for
Christmas
?
Platform shoes !... Read More ›› 87 - Why does Father Christmas go down
chimneys?
Because they soot him!... Read More ›› 88 - Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
cake ?
Your teeth !... Read More ›› 89 - What do you get hanging from Father
Christmas' roof?
Tired arms!... Read More ›› 90 - What's the most popular wine at
Christmas?
"I don't like sprouts!"... Read More ›› 91 - What do you call a man who claps at
Christmas
?
Santapplause !... Read More ›› 92 - Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas
party ?
It was a scream !... Read More ›› 93 - Who delivers presents to baby sharks at
Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !... Read More ›› 94 - Who delievers elephants's Christmas
presents?
Elephanta Claus !... Read More ›› 95 - How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With
his North Pole-aroid.... Read More ›› 96 - How do sheep in Mexico say
Merry
Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!... Read More ›› 97 - What do vampires put on their turkey at
Christmas ?
Grave-y !... Read More ›› 98 - What do you get if you deep fry Santa
Claus?
Crisp Cringle.... Read More ›› 99 - What did Dracula say at the Christmas party
?
Fancy a bite ?... Read More ›› 100 - What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.... Read More ›› 101 - What game do reindeer play in their
stalls?
Stable-tennis!... Read More ›› 102 - How many chimney does Father Christmas go
down ?
Stacks !... Read More ›› 103 - What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas
game?
Mean-opoly.... Read More ›› 104 - What does Father Christmas call his money
?
Iced lolly ?... Read More ›› 105 - What is the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!... Read More ›› 106 - Who delievers cat's Christmas
presents
?
Santa Paws !... Read More ›› 107 - What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas
song?
Jungle bells.... Read More ›› 108 - How do you make a slow reindeer fast
?
Don't feed it !... Read More ›› 109 - What bird has wings but cannot
fly
?
Roast turkey !... Read More ›› 110 - What's Christmas called in England
?
Yule Britannia !... Read More ›› 111 - Why is it so cold at Christmas?
It's in
Decembrrrrr.... Read More ›› 112 - What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule
be happy !... Read More ›› 113 - What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold.... Read More ›› 114 - What nationality is Santa Claus?
North
Polish.... Read More ›› 115 - What does Santa say when he is sick?
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