1 - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
me, love me, provide me with... Read More ›› 2 - When you call a dog, they usually come to
you.
When you call a cat; they take... Read More ›› 3 - Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? -
A: You're the
purrfect cat f... Read More ›› 4 - Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
- A: It's meow-sic to their... Read More ›› 5 - Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
- A:
Mice cream... Read More ›› 6 - What cat purrs more than any other ?
Purrsians
!... Read More ›› 7 - What looks like half a cat ?
The other half
!... Read More ›› 8 - For all of you with teenagers or who have had
teenagers, or are a teenager, yo... Read More ›› 9 - Little Tim
was in the garden filling in a hole
when his neighbor peered over t... Read More ›› 10 - A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man
playing chess with
his cat.... Read More ›› 11 - "Doctor," said the
patient, "I need help! I
can't stop acting like a cat!"
"H... Read More ›› 12 - A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse
me", he said to
the cat in ch... Read More ›› 13 - Why are cats longer
in the evening than they
are in the morning?
Because they... Read More ›› 14 - There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
How
many were left ?
None. Th... Read More ›› 15 - What did the cat do when he swallowed some
cheese ?
He waited by the mouse ho... Read More ›› 16 - Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
kittens? - A: Because she
wanted t... Read More ›› 17 - What noise does a cat make going down the highway
?
Miaoooooooooooooooooooooo... Read More ›› 18 - How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
?
She's got that down in the m... Read More ›› 19 - What do you get if you cross
a cat and a
gorilla ?
An animal that puts you ou... Read More ›› 20 - Teacher: Name four members of the cat
family
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and tw... Read More ›› 21 - Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge
?
Because it turns "ice" int... Read More ›› 22 - What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
a six foot wall ?
A good j... Read More ›› 23 - How do cats
eat spaghetti ?
The same as
everyone else - they put it in their... Read More ›› 24 - What do you call a cat that has just
eaten a
whole duck ?
A duck filled fatty... Read More ›› 25 - Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up
with the alarm
clock? - A: Ca... Read More ›› 26 - How do cats eat spaghetti ?
The same as
everyone else - they put it in their mo... Read More ›› 27 - How do you know that cats are sensitive
creatures?
They never cry over spilt mi... Read More ›› 28 - Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin
?
There was some money in the kitty... Read More ›› 29 - Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Because
she wanted to be a first-aid kit !... Read More ›› 30 - Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing,
scratching cat fight? - A: Claude... Read More ›› 31 - What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
the sea ?
A catameringue !... Read More ›› 32 - What did the black cat say
to the fish
?
I've got a bone to pick with you !... Read More ›› 33 - Q: What do you call a
cat who's joined the
Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!... Read More ›› 34 - What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle
of
vinegar ?
A sourpuss !... Read More ›› 35 - Why did the cat sleep under the
car
?
Because she wanted to wake up oily !... Read More ›› 36 - What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes
to
swim ?
An octopuss !... Read More ›› 37 - Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
a biscuit
?
They are both ginger nuts !... Read More ›› 38 - What do you get if you cross a cat
with Father
Christmas ?
Santa Claws !... Read More ›› 39 - Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out
of 10 cats prefer whiskas !... Read More ›› 40 - What kind of cat should you take into the
desert ?
A first aid kitty !... Read More ›› 41 - What works in a circus, walks a
tightrope and
has claws ?
An acrocat !... Read More ›› 42 - Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
A:
When you are a mouse!... Read More ›› 43 - Q: Where did the kittens go on their class
trip? - A: To a mewseum.... Read More ›› 44 - Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the
mouse? - A: Catch.... Read More ›› 45 - What is another way to describe
a cat ?
A
heat seeking missile !... Read More ›› 46 - Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they
love a good
gag!... Read More ›› 47 - What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
?
She had mittens !... Read More ›› 48 - Q: What kind
of work does a weak cat do? - A:
Light mouse work.... Read More ›› 49 - Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is
it on
fire ?... Read More ›› 50 - What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree
?
A cat-a-logue !... Read More ›› 51 - What is another way to describe a cat ?
A heat
seeking missile !... Read More ›› 52 - How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold
?
He has cat-arrh !... Read More ›› 53 - On what should you mount a statue of your cat
?
A caterpillar !... Read More ›› 54 - What's furry, has whiskers and
chases outlaws
?
A posse cat !... Read More ›› 55 - Which big cat should
you never play cards with
?
A cheetah !... Read More ›› 56 - Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !... Read More ›› 57 - Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because
of the tree bark.... Read More ›› 58 - If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An
a-cat-emy award.... Read More ›› 59 - What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
?
A carrot !... Read More ›› 60 - What did the cat say when he lost all his money
?
I'm paw !... Read More ›› 61 - Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three
Blind Mice!... Read More ›› 62 - Q: What do
you call a cat who eats lemons? -
A: A sourpuss!... Read More ›› 63 - Why are black cats such good singers?
They're
very mewsical.... Read More ›› 64 - Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
A: The dog
taped his mouth.... Read More ›› 65 - What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
A
catastrophe !... Read More ›› 66 - Who was the most powerful
cat in China
?
Chairman Miaow !... Read More ›› 67 - When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When
your a mouse !... Read More ›› 68 - Q: What kind of
cats lay around the house? -
A: Car-pets!... Read More ›› 69 - What is the cat's favourite TV
show ?
The
evening mews !... Read More ›› 70 - Why do tomcats fight ?
Because they like
raising a stink !... Read More ›› 71 - What do cat
actors say on stage ?
Tabby or
not tabby !... Read More ›› 72 - Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch
Paper!... Read More ›› 73 - What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
A
purrfect meal !... Read More ›› 74 - Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A:
Catnip!... Read More ›› 75 - Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're
purr-fect!... Read More ›› 76 - Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A:
Spa-catti!... Read More ›› 77 - Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? -
A:
A paws!... Read More ›› 78 - What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
A
spelling bee !... Read More ›› 79 - What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in
boots !... Read More ›› 80 - What is a black cat's favourite TV show
?
Miami Mice !... Read More ›› 81 - What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not
tabby !... Read More ›› 82 - Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a
cat-alogue!... Read More ›› 83 - When the cat's away.....?
The house smells
better !... Read More ›› 84 - What do cats read in the morning ?
Mewspapers
!... Read More ›› 85 - How is cat food sold ?
Usually purr can !... Read More ›› 86 - What is an octopus?
An eight-sided cat.... Read More ›› 87 - What's a cat's favorite food?
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