1 - Cannibals capture three men. The men
told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their... More ››
2 - The cannibal king was having
a servant came running in.
"Your Majesty," he said, "... More ››
3 - A cannibal son and
his father are out
looking for food. They are watching people walk down
the... More ››
4 - A man is captured by cannibals,
they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash do... More ››
5 - A
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for dinner when
the man protested,... More ››
6 - When a plane caught fire over the jungle the
pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The c... More ››
7 - Two cannibals were having their
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The... More ››
8 - Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The... More ››
9 - Two cannibals
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to
the other.... More ››
10 - Two cannibals were having lunch.
wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!"... More ››
11 - First cannibal: I can't find anything to
Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.... More ››
12 - The cannibal priest told his flock to close
their eyes and
"For whosoever we are ab... More ››
13 - Was the principal's brother really a
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cann... More ››
14 - What happened when the cannibal crossed the
He told the waiter to take the... More ››
15 - Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a
missionary and I feel sick !
Mom: Well, you know what they... More ››
16 - What did the cannibal say when he came home
and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?... More ››
17 - First cannibal: Come and have dinner in
our but tonight.
Second cannibal: What are you having?... More ››
18 - First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.
Second cannibal: You should have left her in the ove... More ››
19 - "Well, children," said the cannibal cooking
did you make of the new English teach... More ››
20 - Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend
Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and w... More ››
21 - What did the cannibal's parents
she brought her boyfriend home ?
'Lovely, dear, he loo... More ››
22 - Did you hear about the cannibal family who
were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
They were g... More ››
23 - First cannibal: Who
was that girl I saw
you with last night ?
Second cannibal: That was no girl... More ››
24 - First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you
with last night?
Second Cannibal: That was no girl... More ››
25 - Which is the only day you
you are safe in
a cannibal village ?
Sitter days (when they eat the b... More ››
26 - Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
He said, "So that I can feed my lads... More ››
27 - Did you hear
about the cannibals who
captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them somethin... More ››
28 - Why did the Scottish cannibal
live on a
He said ''So that I can feed my lads... More ››
29 - Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her
husband when he came home late for dinner?
A. The col... More ››
30 - First cannibal: I don't know
make of my husband these days.
Second cannibal: How about... More ››
31 - First Cannibal: "Have you seen the
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinne... More ››
32 - 1st
Cannibal: I don't know what to make
of my boyfriend these days.
2nd Cannibal: How about a h... More ››
33 - Did you hear
about the cannibal who
joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his sus... More ››
34 - What happened when the cannibal bit off a
He had his first taste of Christian... More ››
35 - What happened to the entertainer who did
a show for the cannibals ?
He went down really well !... More ››
36 - A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us
to eat people,
why did he make them out of meat?... More ››
37 - Did you hear about the
He got himself into a real stew.... More ››
38 - What's the definition of a cannibal?
who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!... More ››
39 - Did you hear about the cannibal spider that
uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.... More ››
40 - Why was the cannibal expelled
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.... More ››
41 - Did you hear about the cannibal who went
He couldn't stop eating swedes.... More ››
42 - Why do
cannibals make suitcases out of
Because they're headcases.... More ››
43 - What do cannibal say when they say
''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''... More ››
44 - Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
Because they're headcases !... More ››
45 - First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
Second cannibal: Did they taste good?... More ››
46 - What happened when a cannibal went on a
He ate himself.... More ››
47 - What happened when the cannibal got a
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!... More ››
48 - Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike
He thought he would give him a paunch!... More ››
49 - What happened when the cannibal ate the
It repeated on him.... More ››
50 - Why did the cannibal break up with his
She didn't suit his taste!... More ››
51 - Why was the
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!... More ››
52 - What did the cannibal say when
I couldn't eat another mortal.... More ››
53 - What happened when the cannibals ate a
They had a feast of fun.... More ››
54 - Why did
the cannibal eat the tightrope
He wanted a balanced meal.... More ››
55 - Why did the cannibal live on his own?
was fed up with other people.... More ››
56 - Why won't cannibals eat Frank
Because he's always coming back!... More ››
57 - How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.... More ››
58 - What did the cannibal
say to the
''Nice to meat you''!... More ››
59 - What happened to
the cannibal lion?
had to swallow his pride!... More ››
60 - Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.... More ››
61 - What happened to the cannibal lion?
had to swallow his pride.... More ››
62 - How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.... More ››
63 - Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl
He gives them runs!... More ››
64 - What happens if you upset a cannibal?
get into hot water.... More ››
65 - What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels.... More ››
66 - What did the cannibal have for
Baked beings (beans).... More ››
67 - What do sick cannibals have for
Vitamin bills!... More ››
68 - What is the cannibals' favorite game?
Swallow my Leader.... More ››
69 - Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
was on a diet!... More ››
70 - How can you help a starving cannibal?
them a hand !... More ››
71 - What do pygmy cannibals eat for
Weedie Bix!!... More ››
72 - What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.... More ››
73 - Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
taste funny.... More ››
74 - What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.... More ››
75 - When do cannibals cook you?
Fried-days.... More ››