1 - A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do... More ››
2 - As the bus came to the stop, the man
front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in... More ››
3 - A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There's no room,'... More ››
4 - 'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
before he closed the door.
'No,' called a lady, '... More ››
5 - Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, y... More ››
6 - Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Passenger: But it says London on the fro... More ››
7 - Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming l... More ››
8 - When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on to... More ››
9 - Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know.
Janet: I'm... More ››
10 - Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,
Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger... More ››
11 - Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No,... More ››
12 - Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only... More ››
13 - Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
Yes - I was trying to get... More ››
14 - Do buses and trains run on time?
No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains... More ››
15 - What's the
difference between a bus driver
and a cold?
A bus driver knows the stops, and a col... More ››
16 - What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
I don't know but it could always get a... More ››
17 - Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when... More ››
18 - What is the difference between a
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops th... More ››
19 - Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo... More ››
20 - Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of cou... More ››
21 - Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!... More ››
22 - Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
I wouldn't fit through the door.... More ››
23 - Does this bus stop at the river?
doesn't there'll be a very big splash.... More ››
24 - Which end of a bus is it best to get
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.... More ››
25 - What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
The deceased !... More ››
26 - Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not, on my salary!... More ››
27 - Why couldn't
the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint.... More ››
28 - How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under a bus.... More ››
29 - Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung
around for too long.... More ››
30 - What have I got in
You looked!... More ››
31 - Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!... More ››
32 - How do eels get around the
by octobus.... More ››
33 - Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing.... More ››
34 - What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
Dead.... More ››
35 - What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash.... More ››
36 - What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
on.... More ››
37 - What "bus" crossed
Columbus.... More ››