1 - A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
hamburger. Next to him stood a lady... Read More ››
2 - As the bus came to the stop, the man
front of the queue took out his ey... Read More ››
3 - A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside.... Read More ››
4 - 'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
before he closed the door.
'No,... Read More ››
5 - Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
woman opposite said, "If you w... Read More ››
6 - Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Passenger: But it says... Read More ››
7 - Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it... Read More ››
8 - When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or downstairs?
I pr... Read More ››
9 - Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't... Read More ››
10 - Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,
Ticket seller: By Buff... Read More ››
11 - Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is ther... Read More ››
12 - Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' suggested a friend. 'My... Read More ››
13 - Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
Yes - I... Read More ››
14 - Do buses and trains run on time?
No, they don't. Buses run on... Read More ››
15 - What's the
difference between a bus driver
and a cold?
A bus driver knows th... Read More ››
16 - What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
I don't know but it... Read More ››
17 - Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are a... Read More ››
18 - What is the difference between a
and a cold?
One knows the stops,... Read More ››
19 - Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
Witch: Well, I... Read More ››
20 - Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger:... Read More ››
21 - Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
expect we'll pick up speed now you'... Read More ››
22 - Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
I wouldn't fit through the doo... Read More ››
23 - Does this bus stop at the river?
doesn't there'll be a very big splash.... Read More ››
24 - Which end of a bus is it best to get
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.... Read More ››
25 - What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
The deceased !... Read More ››
26 - Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not, on my salary!... Read More ››
27 - Why couldn't
the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint.... Read More ››
28 - How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under a bus.... Read More ››
29 - Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung
around for too long.... Read More ››
30 - What have I got in
You looked!... Read More ››
31 - Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!... Read More ››
32 - How do eels get around the
by octobus.... Read More ››
33 - Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing.... Read More ››
34 - What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
Dead.... Read More ››
35 - What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash.... Read More ››
36 - What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
on.... Read More ››
37 - What "bus" crossed
Columbus.... Read More ››