1 - Why does your sister have yeast and
shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and... More ››
2 - Teacher: What's this a
Class: Don't know, Miss.
Teacher: It's a
Clas... More ››
3 - Alfie was listening to his
sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing... More ››
4 - Mummy Monster: What are you doing
with that saw and where's your
little brother ?
Young Monster... More ››
5 - My brother's just opened a
Really? How's he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a
crowb... More ››
6 - Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?... More ››
7 - 'What's your father's
occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academ... More ››
8 - A scoutmaster asked one of his
troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Sc... More ››
9 - A little demon came
school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's
gut... More ››
10 - Mum: Why does your little brother
jump up and down before taking his medicine?
Boy: Because he... More ››
11 - Dad: Don't be
your brother use the sled half the time.
Son: I do, Dad. I use it go... More ››
12 - Brother: Which is farther away-
NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well,... More ››
13 - Mother: Jared, get your little
sister's hat out of that
Jared: I can't mum, she's got i... More ››
14 - How do you know if your little
brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on... More ››
15 - Little Brother: I'm going to
buy a sea horse.
Big Brother: Why?
Little Brother: Because I want... More ››
16 - Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't... More ››
17 - My brother's one
biggest stickup men in town.
Gosh is he really?
Yes, he's a
six-foot... More ››
18 - Do you like my new baby sister ?
stalk bought her.
Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped he... More ››
19 - First Boy: Why is your brother
always flying off the handle
Second Boy: Because he's got a sc... More ››
20 - My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend... More ››
21 - Dan: My little brother is a
Nan: Things could be worse.
Nan: He could be... More ››
22 - So you are distantly related to the
family next door, are you?
Yes- their dog is our dog's
br... More ››
23 - Michael: It's hard for my
sister to eat.
Maureen: Why ?
Michael: She can't bear to stop
talk... More ››
24 - Big Brother: That planet
there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.... More ››
25 - Knock Knock
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name
!... More ››
26 - Why did your
sister jump out
the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit... More ››
27 - Peter: My brother wants
Anita: As I remember, he usually does !... More ››
28 - Did the bionic
monster have a
No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!... More ››
29 - My sister is so dim she thinks that
a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.... More ››
30 - My sister went
on a crash
Is that why she looks a wreck ?... More ››
31 - Do robots have sisters ?
just transistors !... More ››