1 - A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest pathways... Read More ››
2 - A snake
and a rabbit were racing along a
pair of intersecting forest pathways... Read More ››
3 - One day at a busy
airport, the passengers on
a commercial airliner are seated... Read More ››
4 - A teacher at a
school for blind kids is
taking his school's soccer team to an... Read More ››
5 - There were those three guys, a
priest, a
doctor and an engineer, and they were... Read More ››
6 - There once was a blind man who decided to visit
Texas. When he arrived on the... Read More ››
7 - An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a lo... Read More ››
8 - A blind man was describing his favorite sport,
parachuting.
When asked how thi... Read More ››
9 - The blind farmer was often taken for a
walk
in the fields by a kind neighbor.... Read More ››
10 - A nun in the convent
walked into the
bathroom where mother superior was taking... Read More ››
11 - A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a
dog stopped and cocked its le... Read More ››
12 - A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
other on the road one day. The... Read More ››
13 - A blind man walks into a store
with his
seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he pi... Read More ››
14 - A blind man walks into a store
with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he pi... Read More ››
15 - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
eye dog. All of a sudden, he pi... Read More ››
16 - One day two blind men started
fighting.
Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.... Read More ››
17 - What is the difference between a blind man and a
sailor
in prison?
One can't... Read More ››
18 - Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn't be too good if you hung upsid... Read More ››
19 - Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
A:
One hand on the wheel; the other on... Read More ››
20 - Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see
something ?"
"No".
"Then let's go in... Read More ››
21 - Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
his
face?
A: Learning to eat with... Read More ››
22 - Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wa... Read More ››
23 - Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
do to
punish him? A: Rearranged the furnitu... Read More ››
24 - Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
He
fell in love with a pincushion!... Read More ››
25 - Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It
scares the heck out of the dog.... Read More ››
26 - Q. How did a blind girl burn her
fingers?
A. Reading the waffle iron... Read More ››
27 - Q:
How did a blind woman pierce her
ear?
A: Answering the stapler.... Read More ››
28 - Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
The Birds Eye counter !... Read More ››
29 - Q: How did a blind man
meet his
wife?
A: On a blind date!... Read More ››
30 - Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?
A: Her
dog was blind too.... Read More ››
31 - Q: What do you call
a blind German?
A: A
Not See (Nazi)... Read More ››
32 - How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in
the eye... Read More ››
33 - Have
you seen stieve wonders house? -niether
did he... Read More ›› |