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Age Jokes
"That's an
excellent essay for someone your age," said... Read More ›› 3 - Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
day as his
father's. He bought his gi... Read More ›› 4 - I'd like to say
something nice about you
as it's your birthday.
Why don't yo... Read More ›› 5 - What do you give a
nine-hundred-pound
gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know... Read More ›› 6 - A man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birthday?"
She sai... Read More ›› 7 - It was
Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and
he was still in perfect health. At... Read More ›› 8 - The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total stranger standing... Read More ›› 9 - Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally
depressed. The bartender, serving him... Read More ›› 10 - A kindly old lady came across a little boy
sitting on the pavement crying his... Read More ›› 11 - A couple have not been getting along for years,
so the husband
thinks,
"I'll... Read More ›› 12 - A St. Louis mother
telephoned the capital
building over in Jefferson City and... Read More ›› 13 - I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.
What did you get her?
A... Read More ›› 14 - Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25... Read More ›› 15 - "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party
for you."
"A 'surprised'. birthday... Read More ›› 16 - Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
give you for your birthday?
Mum: No... Read More ›› 17 - First boy: Are you having a party for your
birthday?
Second boy: No, I'm havin... Read More ›› 18 - Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry... Read More ›› 19 - Johnny was racing
around the garden on his
new bicycle and called out to his m... Read More ›› 20 - How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old will you be on yo... Read More ›› 21 - Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but... Read More ›› 22 - Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your birthday.
Harry: That w... Read More ›› 23 - Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your
birthday.
Betty: That w... Read More ›› 24 - Fred: Do you
like the dictionary I bought
you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure... Read More ›› 25 - Charley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn't figure out how t... Read More ›› 26 - Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.... Read More ›› 27 - "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my computer that today is... Read More ›› 28 - Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
birthday
. . .the bad news is th... Read More ›› 29 - Man l: "I got my wife a VCP
for her
birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"... Read More ›› 30 - "Did you go shopping for my birthday
present?"
"Yeah, and I found the perfec... Read More ›› 31 - Cat: "What did you get him for his
birthday?"
Dog: "Pant . . . pant!"
Cat:... Read More ›› 32 - Why was the monster standing on his head at
the birthday party?
He heard they... Read More ›› 33 - How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his... Read More ›› 34 - Did you hear about the time
Eddy's
sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The... Read More ›› 35 - BoyFriend: Why didn't you
give me
anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You t... Read More ›› 36 - Why do we put candles on top of a birthday
cake?
Because it's too hard to pu... Read More ›› 37 - "I remember when the
candle shop burned
down. Everyone stood around singing 'H... Read More ›› 38 - "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
birthday cake."
"Next time, take o... Read More ›› 39 - Why did Davy Crockett always
wear a
coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present... Read More ›› 40 - Why does the monster act wild
and crazy
on his birthday?
He's trying to age... Read More ›› 41 - For his birthday the monster asked for a
heavy sweater.
So they gave him a s... Read More ›› 42 - Why couldn't prehistoric man send
birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling of... Read More ›› 43 - What's the greatest birthday
present?
Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot o... Read More ›› 44 - Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out th... Read More ›› 45 - Why did you hit your birthday cake with a
hammer?
Because you said it was po... Read More ›› 46 - A man who forgets his wife's birthday is
certain to get something to remember... Read More ›› 47 - What song should
you sing to a wildebeest
on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday T... Read More ›› 48 - "My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I
need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a... Read More ›› 49 - Why did the fat monster put
a candle on
his tummy?
He was celebrating his gi... Read More ›› 50 - "I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?"
"You're still he... Read More ›› 51 - I forgot my brother's
birthday last
month.
What did he say? Rick: Nothing, y... Read More ›› 52 - "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plat... Read More ›› 53 - Why did you buy me
a pair of bunny ears?
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthd... Read More ›› 54 - What do they serve at birthday
parties in
heaven?
Angel food cake, of course... Read More ›› 55 - Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It
certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.... Read More ›› 56 - Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!... Read More ›› 57 - Why did the boy feel warm on his
birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!... Read More ›› 58 - Why was the birthday cake as hard
as a
rock?
Because it was marble cake!... Read More ›› 59 - "Were any famous men born on your
birthday?"
"No, only little babies."... Read More ›› 60 - What did one candle say to the
other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"... Read More ›› 61 - How does Moby Dick celebrate his
birthday?
He has a whale of a party!... Read More ›› 62 - What does a cat like
to eat on his
birthday?
Mice cream and cake!... Read More ›› 63 - Where do you find a birthday
present for
a cat?
In a cat-alogue!... Read More ›› 64 - What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!... Read More ›› 65 - What do you always get
on your birthday?
Another year older!birt... Read More ›› 66 - What is your favourite type of birthday
present?
Another present!... Read More ›› 67 - When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!... Read More ›› 68 - What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole.... Read More ›› 69 - When is a birthday cake like a golf
ball?
When it's been sliced.... Read More ›› 70 - What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
cake?
Shortcake!... Read More ›› 71 - Did you hear about the tree's
birthday?
It was a sappy one!... Read More ›› 72 - Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
It was a tappy one!... Read More ›› 73 - What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
"Hi, Buster."... Read More ›› 74 - Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
It was a Happy one!... Read More ›› 75 - What does a clam do on
his birthday?
He shellabrates!... Read More ›› 76 - What did you get for your birthday?
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