1 - David received a parrot for his birthday. This
parrot was fully grown with a b... Read More ›› 2 - A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On
the day of the wedding he s... Read More ›› 3 - Late one night, a burglar
broke into a house
he thought was empty.
He tipt... Read More ›› 4 - A couple of pigeons made a
date to meet on
the ledge outside the tenth floor o... Read More ›› 5 - How many ducks would there be,
if you saw two
ducks in front of two ducks, two... Read More ›› 6 - "Look at that speed!"
said one hawk to
another as the jet fighter plane hurtle... Read More ›› 7 - What did one chicken say to the other after they
walked through poison ivy ?... Read More ›› 8 - What do you get if you cross
a giant, hairy
monster with a penguin?
I don't... Read More ›› 9 - What do you get if you cross a woodpecker
with a carrier pigeon ?
A bird who... Read More ›› 10 - What did the baby
chick say when he saw his
mother sitting on an orange ?
'D... Read More ›› 11 - Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if
they flew over the bay, they'd be... Read More ›› 12 - What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
all
pointing the wrong way ?... Read More ›› 13 - What do you get if you cross a bee with a
parrot?
An animal that's always te... Read More ›› 14 - Q: Why did the chicken say,
"Meow, oink,
bow-wow, and moo?"
A: He was studyi... Read More ›› 15 - Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to
take ballet lessons?
"He wanted t... Read More ›› 16 - What's brown and white and flies all
over?
Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve... Read More ›› 17 - What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'
?
A bunch of chickens in a fiel... Read More ›› 18 - Why were the hens lying on their backs
with
their legs in the air ?
Because... Read More ›› 19 - Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and
Christmas???
You're lucky, with us... Read More ›› 20 - What do you call a rooster who
wakes you up
at the same time every morning ?... Read More ›› 21 - Why does a chicken coop have two doors
?
Because if had four doors it would be... Read More ›› 22 - What did the baby owl's parents say when he
wanted
to go to a party?
You're... Read More ›› 23 - What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
woodpecker ?
A bird that talks... Read More ›› 24 - Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
Because
if he lifted up both legs it woul... Read More ›› 25 - What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
shark ?
A bird that will talk y... Read More ›› 26 - What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of
fried chicken ?
She kicked t... Read More ›› 27 - Two owls were playing pool.
One said, "Two
hits."
The other replied, "Two hi... Read More ›› 28 - Teacher: What's the definition of a
Polygamist?
Pupil: A parrot with more than... Read More ›› 29 - What is the difference between a fly and a bird
?
A bird can fly but a fly can'... Read More ›› 30 - Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
Pupil: For a parrot to perch o... Read More ›› 31 - What did the parrot say when he was using the
Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs o... Read More ›› 32 - What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
skunk?
A bird that stinks to high... Read More ›› 33 - Why did the chicken cross
the road in
Missouri?
To show the opossum it could... Read More ›› 34 - How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land
safely ?
With it's sparrow... Read More ›› 35 - What do you call a parrot when it has dried
itself
after a bath?
Polly unsat... Read More ›› 36 - Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross
the
road ?
Because he didn't have enoug... Read More ›› 37 - Why did the chick
disappoint his mother ?
He wasn't what he was cracked up t... Read More ›› 38 - Why is politics for the birds?
Because
politiciands always parrot the same old... Read More ›› 39 - Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?
Because
she wanted to be a Polly unsatura... Read More ›› 40 - What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
centipede ?
A great walkie-talk... Read More ›› 41 - Why did the chicken cross the basketball court
?
He heard the referee calling f... Read More ›› 42 - What do you call a chicken that crosses the road
without looking both ways?
D... Read More ›› 43 - What did the rich socialite's parrot
say?
Polly want a cracker, with cavier ple... Read More ›› 44 - Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
"Pieces of
four"?
Short John Silv... Read More ›› 45 - Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To
get to the chick across the street... Read More ›› 46 - What profession did the parrot get into when it
swallowed the clock?
Politic... Read More ›› 47 - How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his
feathers are combed over to one side.... Read More ›› 48 - What did they call the canary that flew into the
pastry dish ?
Tweetie Pie !... Read More ›› 49 - What do you get when you cross a chicken
with
a duck?
A bird that lays down !... Read More ›› 50 - Why did the chicken cross the road half way
?
He wanted to lay it on the line !... Read More ›› 51 - What do you get if you cross a chicken
with a
cement mixer ?
A brick-layer !... Read More ›› 52 - Why did a man's
pet vulture not make a sound
for five years?
It was stuffed.... Read More ›› 53 - Why are there no
aspirin in the
jungle?
The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)... Read More ›› 54 - What is the definition of a goose ?
An animal
that grows down as it grows up !... Read More ›› 55 - Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Because
they're both full of stuffing !... Read More ›› 56 - My parrot lays square eggs but
can only say
one word.
What's that?
Ouch!... Read More ›› 57 - What are a parrot's favourite literary
characters?
Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!... Read More ›› 58 - What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top
of a
barn ?
An eggroll !... Read More ›› 59 - How can you tell if a parrot
is
intelligent?
It speaks in Polly-syllables!... Read More ›› 60 - What do you call a bunch of chickens playing
hide-and-seek ?
Fowl play !... Read More ›› 61 - What do you get if your budgie flies into the
blender ?
Shredded Tweet !... Read More ›› 62 - What do chicken families do on
Saturday
afternoon?
They go on peck-nics !... Read More ›› 63 - Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It
wanted to get to the other site !... Read More ›› 64 - What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
They cook their own gooses !... Read More ›› 65 - What flies through the jungle singing opera ?
The parrots of Penzance !... Read More ›› 66 - What do you get if you cross a duck with a
firework ?
A firequaker !... Read More ›› 67 - What did the parrot say on Independence
Day?
Polly wants a firecracker!... Read More ›› 68 - Why did the
bird join he air force?
He
wanted to be a parrot trooper!... Read More ›› 69 - Q: Why did the turkey cross
the road?
A: To
prove he wasn't chicken.... Read More ›› 70 - Why did the chicken cross the
playground
?
To get to the other slide... Read More ›› 71 - Why did the chicken end up in the soup
?
Because it ran out of cluck !... Read More ›› 72 - What do you get if you
cross a nun and a
chicken?
A pecking order.... Read More ›› 73 - How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
Send him to polytechnic !... Read More ›› 74 - Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
So they don't
become polly-saturated!... Read More ›› 75 - How do you stop a rooser crowing
on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday !... Read More ›› 76 - What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
He didn't give a hoot !... Read More ›› 77 - Is chicken soup good for
your health ?
Not
if you're the chicken !... Read More ›› 78 - What's the definition of a Parapet?
Pet
parrot kept by parachutist!... Read More ›› 79 - What did the parrot say
when he saw a
duck?
Polly want a quacker!... Read More ›› 80 - What's a parrot's favourite song?
I love
Parrots in the Springtime!... Read More ›› 81 - When is the best time to buy budgies ?
When
they're going cheap !... Read More ›› 82 - What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?
Three swallows !... Read More ›› 83 - What do you call a bird that
lives
underground ?
A mynah bird !... Read More ›› 84 - What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She
lays hand gren-eggs !... Read More ›› 85 - What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
Birds of prey !... Read More ›› 86 - What happened when the chicken ate cement
?
She laid a sidewalk !... Read More ›› 87 - What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg
?
The bombshell !... Read More ›› 88 - What do you call the place where parrots make
films?
Pollywood!... Read More ›› 89 - What kind of birds do you usually find locked up
?
Jail-birds !... Read More ›› 90 - Why did the turkey cross the road
?
To
prove he wasn't chicken... Read More ›› 91 - Why did the owl, owl ?
Because the woodpecker
would peck 'er !... Read More ›› 92 - Where do the cleverest parrots live?
In the
brain tree forests!... Read More ›› 93 - Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
The
Birds Eye counter!... Read More ›› 94 - Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped
them, they'd break... Read More ›› 95 - Q: What is a crowbar?
A: A place were crows go
to get a drink!... Read More ›› 96 - What's the definition of Parity?
Two parrots
exactly the same!... Read More ›› 97 - What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg
?
It eggs-plodes !... Read More ›› 98 - What geometric figure is like a runaway
parrot?
A polygon .... Read More ›› 99 - What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger !... Read More ›› 100 - What happens when ducks fly upside
down ?
They quack up !... Read More ›› 101 - Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
Because
talk is cheep !... Read More ›› 102 - Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
forest fires !... Read More ›› 103 - What is a duck's favorite TV show ?
The
feather forecast !... Read More ›› 104 - What do chickens serve at birthday
parties
?
Coop-cakes !... Read More ›› 105 - What do you call a crate of
ducks ?
A box
of quackers !... Read More ›› 106 - What do owls sing when it is raining ?
'Too
wet to woo' !... Read More ›› 107 - Where do birds invest their money ?
In the
stork market !... Read More ›› 108 - Teacher: What's a robin?
Fred: A bird that
steals, ma'am.... Read More ›› 109 - What do you call a vulture with no
beak?
A head banger.... Read More ›› 110 - What's another name for a clever duck ?
A
wise quacker !... Read More ›› 111 - What is green and pecks on trees ?
Woody Wood
Pickle !... Read More ›› 112 - What's the definition of Polystyrene?
A
plastic parrot!... Read More ›› 113 - What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
A
battery hen !... Read More ›› 114 - How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
Plant
bird seed !... Read More ›› 115 - What do you call a very rude
bird ?
A
mockingbird !... Read More ›› 116 - What is the definition of Robin ?
A bird who
steals !... Read More ›› 117 - What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch
eggs !... Read More ›› 118 - What is a parrot's favorite game ?
Hide and
Speak !... Read More ›› 119 - What is a parrot's favorite
game?
Hide
and Speak!... Read More ›› 120 - What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo
cluck !... Read More ›› 121 - Why does a rooster watch TV ?
For
hentertainment !... Read More ›› 122 - What kind of doctor does a duck
visit?
A
Ducktor.... Read More ›› 123 - Where do birds meet for coffee ?
In a
nest-cafe !... Read More ›› 124 - How long do
chickens work ?
Around the
cluck !... Read More ›› 125 - Why don't chickens like people ?
They beat
eggs !... Read More ›› 126 - What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A
carrot!... Read More ›› 127 - Which bird is always out of breath ?
A puffin
!... Read More ›› 128 - What language do birds speak ?
Pigeon English
!... Read More ›› 129 - What birds are found in Portugal ?
Portu-geese
!... Read More ›› 130 - What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
A Macaw
!... Read More ›› 131 - Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken
!... Read More ›› 132 - What bird tastes just like butter ?
A stork
!... Read More ›› 133 - Which bird ran for President?
H. Ross
Parrot... Read More ›› 134 - How do you make a tame duck wild?
Annoy
it.... Read More ›› 135 - What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?... Read More ›› 136 - What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang
Syne.... Read More ›› 137 - What's a parrot's favourite
game?
Monopoly!... Read More ›› 138 - What do you give a sick bird ?
Tweetment !... Read More ›› 139 - What did the scornful owl say?
Twit twoo.... Read More ›› 140 - What kind of bird opens doors ?
A kiwi !... Read More ›› 141 - What is the
strongest bird ?
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