1 - When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
The bathtub... Read More ››
2 - Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Boss to steal a van
load of go... Read More ››
3 - Dr Frankenstein:
I've just invented
something that everyone in the world will... Read More ››
4 - The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
the house said to him, "Wi... Read More ››
5 - Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
suggest you take a cold
bath... Read More ››
6 - A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
National Park. 'Can you give me a roo... Read More ››
7 - Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You'... Read More ››
8 - Stan: I won 92
Fred: Where are
you going to keep them ?
Stan: In t... Read More ››
9 - Did you hear about the idiot who had a
bath put in?
The plumber said, "W... Read More ››
10 - Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: N... Read More ››
11 - What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's just got out of... Read More ››
12 - Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
run the bath then.
Jo... Read More ››
13 - Mum, does God use the
a funny question!
Then why did Da... Read More ››
14 - Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
Patient: You mean I... Read More ››
15 - Hotel
guest: Can you give me a room and a
Porter: I can give y... Read More ››
16 - Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn't had a
Eve: I forgot to dirty the t... Read More ››
17 - May: What position does your brother play in
the school football team ?
Jay:... Read More ››
18 - Does your brother keep himself clean?
yes. He takes a bath every month whe... Read More ››
19 - Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
Monster: Why? Robot: Ot... Read More ››
20 - Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
water last night
Ed: You were? What did you do... Read More ››
21 - What happened to the tiger who took a bath three
times a day ?
After a week... Read More ››
22 - How do you know that there's a monster in your
You can't get the shower... Read More ››
23 - What do you call the ring that worms leave round
the bath ?
The scum of the e... Read More ››
24 - My mother says I look just like an
when I'm in the bath - a little bear... Read More ››
25 - Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
soap and water, personally.... Read More ››
26 - How do vampire football players get the mud off?
They all get in the bat-tub.... Read More ››
27 - What animal do you look like when you get into
A little bear !... Read More ››
28 - Why did the bank robber take a bath?
could make a clean getaway.... Read More ››
29 - Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaway.... Read More ››
30 - Are you going to take a bath?
leaving it where it is.... Read More ››
31 - Where does a vampire take a bath?
bat-room (bathroom).... Read More ››
32 - What kind of bath can you take without
A sun bath.... Read More ››
33 - Which villains steal soap from the bath?
ducks.... Read More ››
34 - Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
ducks !... Read More ››
35 - What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
shampoodle !... Read More ››
36 - What criminal doesn't take baths?
crook.... Read More ››