1 - When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
is
still dirty?
The bathtub... Read More ›› 2 - Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Boss to steal a van
load of go... Read More ›› 3 - Dr Frankenstein:
I've just invented
something that everyone in the world will... Read More ›› 4 - The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
the house said to him, "Wi... Read More ›› 5 - Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
suggest you take a cold
bath... Read More ›› 6 - A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
National Park. 'Can you give me a roo... Read More ›› 7 - Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You'... Read More ›› 8 - Stan: I won 92
goldfish.
Fred: Where are
you going to keep them ?
Stan: In t... Read More ›› 9 - Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bath put in?
The plumber said, "W... Read More ›› 10 - Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: N... Read More ›› 11 - What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's just got out of... Read More ›› 12 - Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll
run the bath then.
Mom: Why?
Jo... Read More ›› 13 - Mum, does God use the
bathroom?
No, what
a funny question!
Then why did Da... Read More ›› 14 - Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
retiring.
Patient: You mean I... Read More ›› 15 - Hotel
guest: Can you give me a room and a
bath, please?
Porter: I can give y... Read More ›› 16 - Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn't had a
bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the t... Read More ›› 17 - May: What position does your brother play in
the school football team ?
Jay:... Read More ›› 18 - Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh,
yes. He takes a bath every month whe... Read More ›› 19 - Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
bath.
Monster: Why? Robot: Ot... Read More ›› 20 - Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
water last night
!
Ed: You were? What did you do... Read More ›› 21 - What happened to the tiger who took a bath three
times a day ?
After a week... Read More ›› 22 - How do you know that there's a monster in your
bath?
You can't get the shower... Read More ›› 23 - What do you call the ring that worms leave round
the bath ?
The scum of the e... Read More ›› 24 - My mother says I look just like an
animal
when I'm in the bath - a little bear... Read More ›› 25 - Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
use
soap and water, personally.... Read More ›› 26 - How do vampire football players get the mud off?
They all get in the bat-tub.... Read More ›› 27 - What animal do you look like when you get into
the
bath ?
A little bear !... Read More ›› 28 - Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he
could make a clean getaway.... Read More ›› 29 - Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaway.... Read More ›› 30 - Are you going to take a bath?
No, I'm
leaving it where it is.... Read More ›› 31 - Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the
bat-room (bathroom).... Read More ›› 32 - What kind of bath can you take without
water?
A sun bath.... Read More ›› 33 - Which villains steal soap from the bath?
Robber
ducks.... Read More ›› 34 - Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber
ducks !... Read More ›› 35 - What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A
shampoodle !... Read More ›› 36 - What criminal doesn't take baths?
A dirty
crook.... Read More ›› |
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