1 - A family of ducks were
walking down the road
when an 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. Farth... More ››
2 - Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no... More ››
3 - Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "... More ››
4 - Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they ma... More ››
5 - Why does a mother carry
can't carry the mother.... More ››
6 - A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Su... More ››
7 - Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and
yore w... More ››
8 - A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," sai... More ››
9 - I see the baby's nose is running
said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped h... More ››
10 - Do you like your
new baby sister?
Do you play with her?
No, and we can't... More ››
11 - Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
But that's the tenth one I've given y... More ››
12 - Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
thought babies should be pink, so she took this on... More ››
13 - I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or gir... More ››
14 - Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
two weeks by drinking elephant's milk.... More ››
15 - What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of respo... More ››
16 - Mum, is it true my baby sister came
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't blame God... More ››
17 - Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-s... More ››
18 - Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers... More ››
19 - Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas... More ››
20 - Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
Because they can't dress themselves.... More ››
21 - What would you get if you crossed a new-born
with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.... More ››
22 - Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
I'd much rather have a jelly baby.... More ››
23 - Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into.... More ››
24 - Knock knock.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... More ››
25 - What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
Stop crying and viper your nose.... More ››
26 - Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... More ››
27 - Knock knock.
Underwear my baby is tonight?... More ››
28 - How did the witch almost lose her baby?
didn't take it far enough into the woods.... More ››
29 - My new baby is the image of his father.
mind. just so long as he's healthy.... More ››
30 - What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
Egyptian dummies.... More ››
31 - Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
What's wrong with the old one?... More ››
32 - Knock Knock. Who's there? Baby! Baby who? Baby love, my baby love.... !... More ››
33 - What was the policeman's
baby's first words
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... More ››
34 - Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it's a nappy time.... More ››
35 - How can you tell if a snake is a
It has a rattle.... More ››
36 - Why is a baby like a diamond?
Because it's a dear little thing.... More ››
37 - When a baby is learning to eat,
have an L-plate?... More ››
38 - What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers
Infantry !... More ››
39 - What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?... More ››
40 - How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
rock-et.... More ››
41 - What does a baby computer call his
Data.... More ››
42 - What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes.... More ››
43 - How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old
bag.... More ››
44 - What are baby witches
Halloweenies.... More ››
45 - How does a baby ghost cry?
Boo-hoo!"... More ››