1 - A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
northern California's apple coun... Read More ››
2 - Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
"is it true that an apple a... Read More ››
3 - Once upon a time there were five apples.
Which was the cowboy?
None - because... Read More ››
4 - What did the worm want to do when he grew
He wanted to join the Apple Cor... Read More ››
5 - If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
an onion do?
Keeps everyo... Read More ››
6 - What can a whole apple do that half an apple
It can look round.... Read More ››
7 - How does an apple a day keep the doctor
When you take careful aim.... Read More ››
8 - What do you get if you cross an apple with a
A crab apple !... Read More ››
9 - What do you get if you cross a jogger
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !... Read More ››
10 - Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
The orchard's on fire.... Read More ››
11 - Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
fell for the Big Apple !... Read More ››
12 - What did the apple say to the apple
"You've got some crust."... Read More ››
13 - The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
the apple.... Read More ››
14 - What lives in apples and is an
A bookworm !... Read More ››
15 - How do you
make an apple puff?
round the garden... Read More ››
16 - What kind of apple isn't an apple?
pineapple.... Read More ››
17 - What reads and lives in an apple ?
!... Read More ››
18 - The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman began screaming. "Yo... Read More ››
19 - After a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker's boss
tried to... Read More ››
20 - Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
had an apple and th... Read More ››
21 - If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
orchard, how many hours... Read More ››
22 - What did the Gorilla do with the apple
holding in his hands?
He brough... Read More ››
23 - What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an apple?
Worm your wa... Read More ››
24 - Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
Someone told him he sho... Read More ››
25 - Why didn't the two worms go
into Noah's ark
in an apple?
Because everyone had... Read More ››
26 - First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
Second apple: Wo... Read More ››
27 - What's the difference between a worm and an
Have you ever tried worm pi... Read More ››
28 - What is the left side of an apple?
that you don't eat.... Read More ››
29 - How do you make an apple turnover?
down hill.... Read More ››