1 - A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
northern California's apple coun... Read More ›› 2 - Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
puffed,
"is it true that an apple a... Read More ›› 3 - Once upon a time there were five apples.
Which was the cowboy?
None - because... Read More ›› 4 - What did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
He wanted to join the Apple Cor... Read More ›› 5 - If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyo... Read More ›› 6 - What can a whole apple do that half an apple
can't do?
It can look round.... Read More ›› 7 - How does an apple a day keep the doctor
away?
When you take careful aim.... Read More ›› 8 - What do you get if you cross an apple with a
shellfish?
A crab apple !... Read More ›› 9 - What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !... Read More ›› 10 - Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
The orchard's on fire.... Read More ›› 11 - Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Apple !... Read More ›› 12 - What did the apple say to the apple
pie?
"You've got some crust."... Read More ›› 13 - The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
eat
the apple.... Read More ›› 14 - What lives in apples and is an
avid reader?
A bookworm !... Read More ›› 15 - How do you
make an apple puff?
Chase it
round the garden... Read More ›› 16 - What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A
pineapple.... Read More ›› 17 - What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm
!... Read More ›› 18 - The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman began screaming. "Yo... Read More ›› 19 - After a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker's boss
tried to... Read More ›› 20 - Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
yard. One
had an apple and th... Read More ›› 21 - If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchard, how many hours... Read More ›› 22 - What did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
holding in his hands?
He brough... Read More ›› 23 - What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an apple?
Worm your wa... Read More ›› 24 - Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someone told him he sho... Read More ›› 25 - Why didn't the two worms go
into Noah's ark
in an apple?
Because everyone had... Read More ›› 26 - First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
eating
you?
Second apple: Wo... Read More ›› 27 - What's the difference between a worm and an
apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pi... Read More ›› 28 - What is the left side of an apple?
The part
that you don't eat.... Read More ›› 29 - How do you make an apple turnover?
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