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looking
for an address, you turn the ra... Read More ›› 2 - If fire fighters fight fire and crime
fighters fight crime, what do freedom fi... Read More ›› 3 - Why are
teachers happy at
Halloween parties?
Because there's lots of school... Read More ›› 4 - If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does baby oil come from?... Read More ›› 5 - If buttered toast always
lands
buttered side down and a cat always lands on it... Read More ›› 6 - You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on
planes - why can... Read More ›› 7 - Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but... Read More ›› 8 - How come it takes so little time for a
child who is afraid of the dark to beco... Read More ›› 9 - What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard... Read More ›› 10 - How do you know when a
woman
is about to say something smart?
- She starts... Read More ›› 11 - "Mommy, all the kids at school
say I'm
a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of co... Read More ›› 12 - Q: How do you know if a blonde
has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of... Read More ›› 13 - Don't you just hate the blatant
materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't... Read More ›› 14 - Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of our time: Where do'
solutions... Read More ›› 15 - You know how most packages say "Open
here". What is the protocol
if the packag... Read More ›› 16 - Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such a... Read More ›› 17 - Why do women have
smaller
feet than men?
- It allows them to stand closer... Read More ›› 18 - If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnecessary
stuff ge... Read More ›› 19 - If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year, why are
there locks on the do... Read More ›› 20 - Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't
drink and driv... Read More ›› 21 - Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensiv... Read More ›› 22 - If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?... Read More ›› 23 - If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all the
money go?... Read More ›› 24 - Why is it that at class reunions
you feel younger than everyone else looks?... Read More ›› 25 - If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?... Read More ›› 26 - Why are cigarettes sold at gas
stations when smoking is prohibited
there?... Read More ›› 27 - Q: Why
don't blind people
skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... Read More ›› 28 - Do you know what a mouse said when
it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.... Read More ›› 29 - If CON is the opposite of PRO, is
congress the opposite of progress?... Read More ›› 30 - What do monkeys sing at Christmas
?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... Read More ›› 31 - Q: What is the pink stuff between
elephant's toes?
A: Slow clowns.... Read More ›› 32 - If the world is getting smaller, why do
postal rates keep going
up?... Read More ›› 33 - What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.... Read More ›› 34 - Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck
together?... Read More ›› 35 - If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?... Read More ›› 36 - How does AVON find so many women willing
to take orders
?... Read More ›› 37 - Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?... Read More ›› 38 - How does the guy who drives the snowplow
get to work?... Read More ›› 39 - If
you try to fail, and succeed,
which have you done?... Read More ›› 40 - If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
it Fed UP?... Read More ›› 41 - If a fly has no wings
would you call
him a walk?... Read More ›› 42 - How long will a floating point operation
float?... Read More ›› 43 - Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
sounds?... Read More ›› 44 - If love is blind, why is Lingerie so
popular?... Read More ›› 45 - If you didn't get caught, did you
really do it?... Read More ›› 46 - Why is brassiere singular and panties
plural?... Read More ›› 47 - Is it ok to use my AM radio after
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