1 - A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
through the classified ads. He phoned... Read More ›› 2 - I've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don't really know.... Read More ›› 3 - Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
firework flashed across the sky.
1st... Read More ›› 4 - Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and
the aardvark were running neck and nec... Read More ›› 5 - Why do aardvarks make undesirable
neighbors?
Because they always have their nos... Read More ›› 6 - Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The
nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped hi... Read More ›› 7 - Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
TV shows... Read More ›› 8 - What did the aardvark say when he lost
the
race to the ant?
If you can't beat... Read More ›› 9 - What did the
impatient waiter ask the
gluttonous aardvark?
Is that your final... Read More ›› 10 - Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for... Read More ›› 11 - What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles... Read More ›› 12 - What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
is very
loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks... Read More ›› 13 - What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
tail?
A man holding an aardvark... Read More ›› 14 - What do you call an aardvark that's been
thrown out of a
pub?
A barredvark!... Read More ›› 15 - What do you call an aardvark that's just won
a fight?
A well 'aardvark!... Read More ›› 16 - How do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... Read More ›› 17 - Where does the aardvark family always
come
first?
In the phone book!... Read More ›› 18 - Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
They
can stick to the subject!... Read More ›› 19 - What do you call an aardvark outside
Buckingham Palace?
A guardvark!... Read More ›› 20 - Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!... Read More ›› 21 - What does an aardvark use when he has
a
cold?
An ant-ihistamine!... Read More ›› 22 - What do you call an aardvark good with a light
saber?
A darthvark!... Read More ›› 23 - What do you call an aardvark that's just lost
a
fight?
A vark!... Read More ›› 24 - What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!... Read More ›› 25 - When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he's got
ants in his pants!... Read More ›› 26 - What does an aardvark keep in his
aquarium?
An aard-shark!... Read More ›› 27 - What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!... Read More ›› 28 - What do you call an aardvark that plays
poker?
A cardvark!... Read More ›› 29 - What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two
aardvarks!... Read More ›› 30 - What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!... Read More ›› 31 - What do you call a Polish aardvark?
A
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