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PIADAS - Curtas, Loiras, Sogras...
THE BEST FUNNY JOKES!
Farmer JOKE (1st joke of the minute)
A jogger running down a country road
startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The
is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing
and asks"Were you talking to me"? The horse replies"Sure was, man
I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this
farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I'm sick of it.
don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me.
make you some money cause I can still run." The jogger
himself,"boy a talking horse" Dollar signs started appearing
in his head.
So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting
on the porch. The
jogger tells the farmer"Hey man I'll give you
$5,000 for that old
broken down nag you've got in the field". The
farmer replies"Son you
can't believe anything that horse says-He's
never even been to
Aviation JOKE (2nd joke of the minute)
A few days after Christmas, a
working in the kitchen listening
to her son playing with his new
airplane in the living room. She heard
son said, "All of you
sons of bitches get the hell off the plane now,
cause this is the
last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are
getting on, get your
asses in the plane, cause we're going to take-off
mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your plane, but I
you to use nice language." Two hours
later, the son comes out of the
bedroom and resumes playing with his
plane. Soon the mother heard her
say, "All passengers who
are deplaning, please remember to take all of
your belongings with
you. We thank you for flying with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will fly with us again
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
no smoking on the plane. We hope you will
have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
- Humor is a universal language.
( Sent by John)
- Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
( Sent by David)
- Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.
( Sent by Robin)
- We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
( Sent by Will)
- Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
( Sent by Arnold)
- The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
( Sent by Bill)
- I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup.
( Sent by Margaret)
- Humour is to be brave enough to laugh of one self.
( Sent by Riley)
- Humor is like salt from mother earth. And those salted very well will stay fresh for long time.
( Sent by Jan Neruda)
- Having a 'sense of humor' means that you are a funny person and make good jokes. All in all humor is comedy and funniness!
( Sent by Saffron)
- Have a better definition? Share it!